Neopets is a virtual pet website that used to be kind of fun and really addicting, but now it is swarmed by mentally ill n00b seven year olds begging for "neopoints" and boyfriends. Also, the owners completely sold out, so now all these little kids who have never heard of the website walk into Limited Too (OMFG d@tZ m4I fAvRriT sToR$RE!!!112) and beg mommy for a kyoot plushyy!! There's a new service where people with money will be able to do all the fun stuff the normal people can't.
Like I said, it's really addictive. Once you start, you may need The Patch.
Like I said, it's really addictive. Once you start, you may need The Patch.
CyBuNnY_HoTtIe124456895 - hay gESs wUtT!!!12123 oMg I gOt a CyBNNy!!!!111 sHe iZ nAmEE PrInCEss_PiNKYPoo142895!!! LoL lYk lEmMi gO bRaG 2 mAi sEkUnd Gr8de fR3nDzz!!!11
by Tremor April 23, 2005
It's about some people using a pet site for massive advertising so they can get rich. Plus, while you play with your pixels, you see lots of flash banners that slow down the computer and sometimes offers something not suitable for young players like dating agences ads. I think they don't care about the people on the site. At least not anymore.
*surfing on Neopets*
*reads the ad: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE THE VISITOR 1,000,000! CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!*
*blinks*
*logs out* ...¬¬
*reads the ad: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE THE VISITOR 1,000,000! CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!*
*blinks*
*logs out* ...¬¬
by Sunny1010 October 2, 2007
A screwed up game that used to be alot of fun, but Doug I don't give a crap about his last name bought the site and turned it into a advertising spot, now there are ads for Dating Sites, Viagra, and other various crapvertisements.
Here are a few reasons why it sucks:
1. TNT(the Neopets Team) is a clan of Hipocrites.
They say the site is not a dating service yet they have dating service links hovering above their messages, they say you can't post a picture of yourself wearing skimpy clothes yet their "faeries" look like they work part time at a strip club.
2. The n00bs(not newbs)
They ruined the boards and TNT bans the poeple that gang againsed them yet let the n00bs get away with saying "AwW s....h...i....t!I l3t mi p3t g3t s1ck!!!!!!!!!!111"
and you say "What?"
Then you get iced(banned)
3. The quality
They claim the shop will restock every 8 minutes or so but it is actually random and by that random I mean a few hours, and because of that people grab the items befor you are done haggling.
4. The moolah
Thats TNT's goal they want to make as much money as they can then the site is officialy abandoned.
5. Frozen
Thats what TNT does for fun, you cant even say "my name is Bob and I live in a box" because they think its is giving out personal info, you can say "Wiccans are the only thing you should believe in because our opinion matters and yours doesn't!!!"(not trying to offend anyone) without getting banned but you get banned for saying "I dont eat ham im Jewish" then you are Banned!
Here are a few reasons why it sucks:
1. TNT(the Neopets Team) is a clan of Hipocrites.
They say the site is not a dating service yet they have dating service links hovering above their messages, they say you can't post a picture of yourself wearing skimpy clothes yet their "faeries" look like they work part time at a strip club.
2. The n00bs(not newbs)
They ruined the boards and TNT bans the poeple that gang againsed them yet let the n00bs get away with saying "AwW s....h...i....t!I l3t mi p3t g3t s1ck!!!!!!!!!!111"
and you say "What?"
Then you get iced(banned)
3. The quality
They claim the shop will restock every 8 minutes or so but it is actually random and by that random I mean a few hours, and because of that people grab the items befor you are done haggling.
4. The moolah
Thats TNT's goal they want to make as much money as they can then the site is officialy abandoned.
5. Frozen
Thats what TNT does for fun, you cant even say "my name is Bob and I live in a box" because they think its is giving out personal info, you can say "Wiccans are the only thing you should believe in because our opinion matters and yours doesn't!!!"(not trying to offend anyone) without getting banned but you get banned for saying "I dont eat ham im Jewish" then you are Banned!
by Moxie Jenifer Blake October 1, 2006
a popular yet overrated website that you can create virtual pets on and practically live a second life through.
Many people go on it 24/7 AND claim it's addicting. But the fact of the matter is that they have little or no life that they like so neopets is their only way of feeling alive.
i'm not trying too insult i'm just saying that so people leave. Seriously neopets is ruining your life!
There is a 95% chance your account will be frozen within the next 3 months for something as small as saying bump too rise your board too the top of the Fanclub's board.
Oh and I would not reccomend you try out the site people.
The designers are s***, the advertising is annoying and the games are cheap.
The makers are such jerks that most people wouldn't want too be helping them too get money. QUIT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
Many people go on it 24/7 AND claim it's addicting. But the fact of the matter is that they have little or no life that they like so neopets is their only way of feeling alive.
i'm not trying too insult i'm just saying that so people leave. Seriously neopets is ruining your life!
There is a 95% chance your account will be frozen within the next 3 months for something as small as saying bump too rise your board too the top of the Fanclub's board.
Oh and I would not reccomend you try out the site people.
The designers are s***, the advertising is annoying and the games are cheap.
The makers are such jerks that most people wouldn't want too be helping them too get money. QUIT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
Innocent neopian: Hi i'm new here at the boards and I just luvve NEOPETS. IT ROKS!
Fc "literates": No. You are a NOOB! you are illiterate. You are dumb because you don't bother too type perfectly. Go too the noobs board! Quit begging no ones going too be your neofriend when your that pathetic.
Innocent neopian: :( you guys suck!
TNT to innocent neopian: Your account has been frozen for use of insults and swearwords. Say goodbye too your painted pets, and million neopoints that you spent soo long earning. :)
Source: Porridgey, Christchurch, NewZealand
Fc "literates": No. You are a NOOB! you are illiterate. You are dumb because you don't bother too type perfectly. Go too the noobs board! Quit begging no ones going too be your neofriend when your that pathetic.
Innocent neopian: :( you guys suck!
TNT to innocent neopian: Your account has been frozen for use of insults and swearwords. Say goodbye too your painted pets, and million neopoints that you spent soo long earning. :)
Source: Porridgey, Christchurch, NewZealand
by Porridgey March 3, 2007
Neopets... Used to be fun but now is just a big stinking pile of report-happys, glitches and POWER-CRAZY LEADERS, e.g. Adam and his asparagus.
You are reported for saying, hi, church was sooooo cool today, we sang songs! The site is over-run by n00bs who can't spell and trip over each other to report you.
You haven't got a hope in hell of winning any contest as all the 30 year old freaks are sticking their brains in. Advertising has taken over the site. Who cares about what McDonalds is serving today? It's never open anyway!
Your pets can starve but there is no way to actually kill them, why oh why did I ever join neopets and think it was fun.
I joined when I was only about 7, they took great fun in freezing my account by saying I was stealing from someone else! I WAS 7 YEARS OLD!
(Also, the contests are very, very hard!)
You are reported for saying, hi, church was sooooo cool today, we sang songs! The site is over-run by n00bs who can't spell and trip over each other to report you.
You haven't got a hope in hell of winning any contest as all the 30 year old freaks are sticking their brains in. Advertising has taken over the site. Who cares about what McDonalds is serving today? It's never open anyway!
Your pets can starve but there is no way to actually kill them, why oh why did I ever join neopets and think it was fun.
I joined when I was only about 7, they took great fun in freezing my account by saying I was stealing from someone else! I WAS 7 YEARS OLD!
(Also, the contests are very, very hard!)
Lenny Conundrum:
A man walks around Neopia 17 times, he starts off on the 14th of May, on the way, he stops 5 times for 20 minutes, 3 times for 8 minutes and 9 times for 18 minutes! Overall it takes him 96 hours to walk around...
How many cream buns did his Chomby eat on the way?
Answer next week: 5 and a half, he lost his appetite on the 5th!
0 users won this neopets contest!
A man walks around Neopia 17 times, he starts off on the 14th of May, on the way, he stops 5 times for 20 minutes, 3 times for 8 minutes and 9 times for 18 minutes! Overall it takes him 96 hours to walk around...
How many cream buns did his Chomby eat on the way?
Answer next week: 5 and a half, he lost his appetite on the 5th!
0 users won this neopets contest!
by Indigox April 9, 2007
It used to be a good site from 1999-2004. In '04 it sold out, now it stinks. First of all, people will report you for no reason. Second, the staff used to care about the members, now all they want is money and they are freezing people for no gosh darn reason. Last, it's been invaded by 7-year-old n00bs that want eboyfriends/egirfriends and they can't even type. I used to have 700,000 NP(neopoints), now since it stinks, I got frozen(I did nothing wrong). In a conclusion, neopets is now the worst site in history.
Chia_Luver41314: OMG! LYK, I GOT A CHOCOLATE CHIA!!!!!
FAERIEPIXIEBUNNY5367: U BE TEH BESTEST IN TEH NEOPETS WEBSITE!111!!!!1!!!!1!!! :O
Me: So? Who cares? It's just a chocolate chia. They don't cost much.
Chia_Luver41314: OMG! LYK, UR CALLING ME POORZ! IM REPORTING U!!!!!
*next day I got frozen*
FAERIEPIXIEBUNNY5367: U BE TEH BESTEST IN TEH NEOPETS WEBSITE!111!!!!1!!!!1!!! :O
Me: So? Who cares? It's just a chocolate chia. They don't cost much.
Chia_Luver41314: OMG! LYK, UR CALLING ME POORZ! IM REPORTING U!!!!!
*next day I got frozen*
by Hellenisgreat February 19, 2007
A craphole full of shit.This site well, was fun, but then it happend.
Conversion.The ability to put clothes on your neopets.But tnt, who are to too friken lazy to move the mouse 1 inch to save ten billion user acounts, turned the glorious royal girl aisha into a prostitutional monstosity that grovels on all fours most un-regall, just because they were to lazy too draw custom clothes for the faeries/darigans/etc.I mean, aside from the pets punching thin air most ungraciously, the new clothes that we gave our beautiful neopets away for look most sleazy, and cheap.
Anyway, moving on.
What the fuck is with those fruit pets are we being taught to eat our pets like cats and dogs if we feed them a tamato chia pop?.
Also all of the neopets are based on animals and myths. unicorns,uni dragons,draiks,frogs,nimo ,toad,quiggle LOL sorry I just hate uiggles the person that drew thoe little buggers must have been higher than a kite.
Avatars annoying little flashy things that blare at you random messages and steal hours of our real life time!!!!!.
I used to think OMG starry paintbrushes have gone down 1k Imust buy many and re-sell now I jut go look a retard flipping out over pixels.
And people are obsesive about trading pets.Like if you offer a pet thats not "worth as much" they will call you a n00b.Psshaw.
And pets if you dont feed them they say "DIEING" but the little fuckers just never croak it.Die you fucker DIE!!!!!!!!!!!. I am done now but if you value your soul DONT GO NEAR THAT FUCK hoLE NEOPETS.
Conversion.The ability to put clothes on your neopets.But tnt, who are to too friken lazy to move the mouse 1 inch to save ten billion user acounts, turned the glorious royal girl aisha into a prostitutional monstosity that grovels on all fours most un-regall, just because they were to lazy too draw custom clothes for the faeries/darigans/etc.I mean, aside from the pets punching thin air most ungraciously, the new clothes that we gave our beautiful neopets away for look most sleazy, and cheap.
Anyway, moving on.
What the fuck is with those fruit pets are we being taught to eat our pets like cats and dogs if we feed them a tamato chia pop?.
Also all of the neopets are based on animals and myths. unicorns,uni dragons,draiks,frogs,nimo ,toad,quiggle LOL sorry I just hate uiggles the person that drew thoe little buggers must have been higher than a kite.
Avatars annoying little flashy things that blare at you random messages and steal hours of our real life time!!!!!.
I used to think OMG starry paintbrushes have gone down 1k Imust buy many and re-sell now I jut go look a retard flipping out over pixels.
And people are obsesive about trading pets.Like if you offer a pet thats not "worth as much" they will call you a n00b.Psshaw.
And pets if you dont feed them they say "DIEING" but the little fuckers just never croak it.Die you fucker DIE!!!!!!!!!!!. I am done now but if you value your soul DONT GO NEAR THAT FUCK hoLE NEOPETS.
person1:Omg ima trading my royal peophin !Plz come offa.
Person2:Ok my disco aisha?
person1:Omg n00b u can't offa a pet like that mine wae better!1!1!1!!!!!shift!!!11
AND
adam:L0l w3 m4d3 56mil 2dae donna by fr33zin lotza stupid acc0untz!!!!!!
Donna:Well done my saucy adamy asparagy adam!!0ooh, I wanna have some!
Adam:0k u s4ucy b4gg4g3, l3ts d0 it 0n th3 d3sk!!!
Donna:Yeah!!!!
Ten minutes later...
Adam:0h my Fuckin g0d w3 l3ft th3 w3bc2m 0n!1!!!
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by Anna and emmy(Yes, two people) August 23, 2008