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Talkative, self-important nerdy men (usually age 30 and up) who, through an inability to properly decode social cues, mistake others' strained tolerance of their blather for evidence of their own charm.
Stop being such a neckbeard.
by maladiciones August 03, 2010
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
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Any human who regularly wears:
A pinstriped fedora
T-shirts with strange metallic looking mid 2000's middle schooler student's idea of a tattoo designs
In-congruently flashy metal jewelry

Interests include My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, katanas, unrequited affection

Will refer to others as sir/madam/m'lady/sire/miss/overly formal honorifics

Frequently use the word "shall"

Many profile pictures poorly photoshopped to change eye color and background to look more "demonic"

Does not necessarily have to have a beard or any facial hair, though it is typical.
Janet:
He's definitely nice, but his fedora and pony collection lead me to believe he may be a neckbeard.

Should I be concerned?

Brad: Oh, not really. He's harmless, but he might cry and make you feel guilty when you won't touch him.
by spaceboy33 May 29, 2016
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One whom wears band shirts daily, shaves monthly, and bathes never. Often smelling of cheetos, Mountain Dew, and depression, the average neckbeard can be found playing World of Warcraft in their mother's basement. Along with their very poor grooming, the average neckbeard often be categorized as being morbidly obese.
Person A: Oh my god...Assclown over here smells like shit. He's been wearing that same shirt for like 2 weeks.

Person B: Ew...looks like he used decoration scissors to cut his beard.

Person C: Guys, it's not his fault he's a neckbeard
by That1douchebag December 20, 2016
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1. (n) Facial hair that does not exist on the face, but instead on the neck. Almost never well groomed.

2. (n) Derogatory term for slovenly nerdy people who have no sense of hygene or grooming. Often related to hobbies such as card gaming, video gaming, anime, et. al.
If this party is full of f*cking neckbeards, I'm out. I've got better things to do than sit around with a bunch of unwashed nerds.
by parttimehanyou December 19, 2005
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A beard that is grown just in the neck region. Clean shaven face, full neck beard.
With a gruff neck beard and eyes full of self confidence, a real man knows that the ladies will soon follow.
by dirt dog January 03, 2004
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Facial hair that extends underneath your chin and onto your neck.
I didn't shave for 2 weeks, and my neckbeard was itching something fierce!
by trashcanmoses January 03, 2004
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