Nature’s Viagra

A young woman who is physically attractive and has a pleasant disposition.

Frank needed ed medication to have sex when he was married. But now that he’s divorced and has a hot girlfriend he says he doesn’t need it any longer. She’s nature’s viagra!

by Chad Apollo March 5, 2021

nature's credit card

trading sex for something.

from an episode of The Golden Girls:

Blanche and Dorothy are discussing Blanche's birthday gift to Rose: a detective to follow around Rose's boyfriend

Blanche: Well I can't take it back, I paid in advance

Dorothy: Can't you get a refund?

Blanche: Well no I paid with nature's credit card

Dorothy: You never leave home without it.

by granny99 October 10, 2009

Nature's Shelf

The very bottom of the oven. Generally only used when all other shelves are already in use.

Phil: Aww man, the lasagne has taken up all the space in the oven. There's no room for the garlic bread.

Ralph: Don't worry bro, just use nature's shelf.

by Garden14 January 19, 2011

Nature's call

The feeling you get when you have to go to the bathroom.

"Nature's callin" or "nature calls" is usually how nature's call is said in a sentence.

Guy #1: Dude, where you going so fast?

Guy #2: Nature calls!

by chocolate box July 22, 2006

Nature's Ambien

Every man's natural sleep aid. Masterbation. Likely originally used by the character Andy on Weeds.

It was taking me forever to fall asleep last night but after a little of nature's ambien I was out in five minutes.

by nikko23_99 August 18, 2011

Nature's call

noun A term used to define, in a G-Rated dialect, the urge to take a massive dump.

1. Jimmy: You don't look so good. What's the rush?
Timmy: I have to answer nature's call!

2. Kimmy: Hey, what's up?
Bimmy: One moment, nature calls.

by cool guy with cool shoes June 8, 2015

Nature's Luzzer

You're nature's Luzzer is your hand as it is something that luzzes and is provided by nature

"Maybe I should just be luzzing it the old fashioned way, Nature's Luzzer"

by Cretzel April 12, 2021