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The opposite of w00t.

Can be modified with either 'high' or 'low' to indicate the precise level of negative-wootage. A 'high n00t' implies a bad situation which may nevertheless have a humourous or redeeming quality to it.

Person A: "You know how we mocked that guy selling quadbikes? Well, now he's run over your family. And somehow you owe him 25 dinars."

Person B: "n00t."

Or

Person C: "I just got arrested for setting fire to President Mugabe!"

Person D: 'high n00t!"

n00t by Celsus August 10, 2007

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n00t

An alternative for n00b, saw it on a dutch poster means cow or sumting XD

"this guy named mace he is a n00t"

n00t by TE_RiD January 4, 2005

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n00t

Pingu language which means "i'm angry"

Pingu:n00t >:-(

n00t by Fića November 5, 2020

n00ts

1337 version of "nuts"; usually said after death in a CS game. Much cooler than "wtf bs f u"

---Professor Booty killed all of Team 1 via headshots

Team 1 (collectively): N00TS!!!

n00ts by TheMaestro June 8, 2003

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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