n00t

The opposite of w00t.

Can be modified with either 'high' or 'low' to indicate the precise level of negative-wootage. A 'high n00t' implies a bad situation which may nevertheless have a humourous or redeeming quality to it.

Person A: "You know how we mocked that guy selling quadbikes? Well, now he's run over your family. And somehow you owe him 25 dinars."

Person B: "n00t."

Or

Person C: "I just got arrested for setting fire to President Mugabe!"

Person D: 'high n00t!"

by Celsus August 9, 2007

n00t

An alternative for n00b, saw it on a dutch poster means cow or sumting XD

"this guy named mace he is a n00t"

by TE_RiD January 4, 2005

n00t

Pingu language which means "i'm angry"

Pingu:n00t >:-(

by Fića November 5, 2020

n00ts

1337 version of "nuts"; usually said after death in a CS game. Much cooler than "wtf bs f u"

---Professor Booty killed all of Team 1 via headshots

Team 1 (collectively): N00TS!!!

by TheMaestro June 9, 2003