A really annoying way to spell, usually missing letters to make it "shorter". Pretty much improper typing.
n00bspeaker: so wat u say teh ohter day?
Normal Kid: Learn to spell.
n00bspeaker: omfg u r teh sux! i just be try to tlak norml so y u b so meen to i... u teh sux big tmez.
Normal Kid: I'll talk to you once you learn to spell.
Generaly used when joining an online game as a greeting to fellow gamers. If the other participants reply with a calm ,normal and serious greeting like "hi","hello", etc , it means that they respect and look up to your skills.
-"sup n00bs?"
-"Hello"
-"Hi"
-"Sup?"
-"Teach us master!"
or
-"sup n00bs?"
-"Who the fuck are you calling a noob asswipe?"
-"Yeah! Get the fuck out of here"
-(console):Player banned
n00bs.
A form of insult usually used by internet knowledgable gamers, that know everything there ismto know about... well everything. However, it is considered different to 'newb', as a newb is a player that has just started that is asking a simple question, but a 'n00b', is a person that has had enough time to get to grips with everything, and should know the answer to his stupid question. Basically it is calling somebody stupid. It is also used in a game trade, when the newb gets scammed.
n00b:Hello. How do I move?
Lvl 999 player: It tells you on the main screen you n00b!!!! and if you don't know that, how come your level 998!?!?!?!?!?!?!? N00B!!!!!!!!111!1!1!
people who try to act like they are better then other people when it comes to video games they have no experience with.
noob: oMY GODS I AM SO KIKED UR AZZ LOLLLLLZZ!!!1!!!!!!
RGamer: Stfu n00b.
noob: NO NO YOU SUX YOU SHUT UP
RGamer: shut up dude you suck
noob: NO NO I DO NOT SUCK YOU SUCK LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHahhAHhahah!
OGamer: Dude wtf?
noob: AHHAHA I OWN YOU BECUASE THIS PERSON IS STUPID
RGamer: Man ill kick your ass n00b noob: OKAY KETS GO LEMME SEE YOU TRY!!!!!1!!
RGamer Has logged off
noob: HAHHAHAH I HE SCAREDOF ME
OGamer: Man you suck
OGamer has logged off
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She'spretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party'sliberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.