n00bium 

The element found in all n00bs. Large doses may significantly lower gaming ability.

Discovered in 2006 by Mark and Devin.

Man, that guy must've had a HUGE bowl of n00bium today.

n00bium by Mark_oo00 April 26, 2006

n00bius maximus 

The biggest n00b possible only level 1 in world of warcraft, constantly getting pwn3d

Did you just see that n00bius maximus. Well I just pwn3d him with my battle ax

n00bius maximus by g-smoove December 6, 2006

n00bism 

Noun; The act of being or process of becoming a n00b. Being of a group of persons that have obtained the title "n00b"

"Dude cut the n00bism crap and learn how to play!"

n00bism by The_Liberator (via Unreal Tournament 2004) September 24, 2004

n00bimagnetism 

A condition in which one attracts n00bs.
Symptoms include:
• Being asked insufferable questions.
• Constant following of people who tend to fail.

Caution: This condition usually leads to n00baphobia.

l337 A: "Crap! I think I'm suffering from n00bimagnetism."

l337 B: "How do you know?"

l337 A: "I just no-scoped a n00b, and now he keeps stalking me and asking me the stupidest questions."

l337 B: "Sucks to be you."

n00bimagnetism by Buzz l337year August 1, 2010

n00bimus prime 

Someone who's the BIGGEST n00b on an MMORPG like Sherwood Dungeon, the biggest festering of little, annoying n00bs on the planet.

(if it's not in "" he/she's not saying it.)
player a: DDDDIIIIIEEEEE!
player b: "fk off, n00bimus prime. i'm a part of the audience, not a ring fighter."
you then run back and forth just to dodge their attacks.
player a: uh? burret dur... durdeh dur... huh??
if they won't piss off for a while, you fuck them up!
player b is waving fist and headbanging to Rammstein.
player b: "THAT'S RIGHT, n00bIMUS PRIME!! YOU SUCK!!"

n00bimus prime by ganjaninja May 25, 2010

n00bism 

A member of the n00bism religion. A religion where everybody is treated like n00bs, and if anyone acts otherwise, they are shot on the spot....

n00b 1 : Hey guess what...?

n00b 2 : What? <:D

n00b 1 : Im a member of n00bism, teh new religion...

n00b 2 : Total pwnage dude! nice....

n00bism by Billy Bob Boris June 3, 2007