my latte! 

the best thing ever. if you've ever seen cheaper by the dozen youd know wat im talking about yall!!

kid: i have heard you been messing with our family
bully: dude! i dont even know ur family
kid: you do now!
hits bullies latte outta his hand
bully: my latte!!

my latte! by domino January 20, 2005

I choked on my latte 

Expression of disbelief upon hearing or reading a phrase or comment of great pretence, alternatively inherent wit, irony, sardonic brutality or plain mirth. The response implies a certain pretence and commensurate self deprecation on the part of the respondent. Also it may be used as a barb to insinuate a pretentiousness inherent in the inciting comment or the respondent's interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the nation's greatest playwright, I choked on my latte"

I choked on my latte by Hoherbass October 6, 2019

I choked on my latte 

A regular in social media and journalist parlance, used to express disbelief at comments or actions that stand on pretense. Alternatively it is a barb or quip used to lampoon pretentiousness when in any way detected from an interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the French new wave, I choked on my latte"

I choked on my latte by Hoherbass October 9, 2019

oh my lantern

A highly gay saying, describing a shocking or sentual event.

I just got out of the shower.... "oh my lantern"

oh my lantern by The Round Table of Lantern January 24, 2011

swing my lantern 

to turn on or have sex with. References to the music video for Coldplay's 'Fix You'.

Chris Martin can swing my lantern any day!

swing my lantern by Duuuuuuuuuuude November 8, 2005

my period is late

the most terrifying thing a man could hear

"my period is late"

"shit"

my period is late by xdarkvEnom December 8, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019