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my john

A close friend and/or homie.
Yo is that Carlos? That's my john!
by chrisleon33 December 8, 2016
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Jim My Johns

A request for a freaky and fast sexual encounter.
Karen; "We have 10 minutes between class, lets go up on the roof and you can jim my johns"
by rnnrdad November 19, 2015
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Jim my john

Dude, I saw Meghan stop by your apartment yesterday afternoon, but she left a few minutes later.

She just wanted to Jim my John between classes.
by rnnrdad January 23, 2016
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Suck my John Wick

Rhyming slang for “suck my dick”.

Also referred to as Johnathan Wickers
Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my John Wick ya mug”

Or

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my Johnathan Wickers ya mug”
by NaanClapper February 9, 2022
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My nigga john

My nigga john just put his dick inside his fan and it got cut off osht ima go call some fucking doctors on this shit what a fucking idiot i can never rely on this nigga.
My nigga john got his dick cut off and he is still a virgin he is fucked.
by Ballsman6969696 April 16, 2018
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eat my john

"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."
by Nerf or Nothing96 January 16, 2018
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