my john

A close friend and/or homie.

Yo is that Carlos? That's my john!

by chrisleon33 December 8, 2016

Jim my john

A brief sexual encounter, a quickie

Dude, I saw Meghan stop by your apartment yesterday afternoon, but she left a few minutes later.

She just wanted to Jim my John between classes.

by rnnrdad January 23, 2016

Suck my John Wick

Rhyming slang for “suck my dick”.

Also referred to as Johnathan Wickers

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my John Wick ya mug”

Or

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my Johnathan Wickers ya mug”

by NaanClapper February 9, 2022

eat my john

The equivalent to "suck my dick."

"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."

by Nerf or Nothing96 January 16, 2018

My nigga john

My nigga john just put his dick inside his fan and it got cut off osht ima go call some fucking doctors on this shit what a fucking idiot i can never rely on this nigga.

My nigga john got his dick cut off and he is still a virgin he is fucked.

by Ballsman6969696 April 16, 2018

John in my Joe

A common office prank where you put your dick in someones cup of coffee.

Hey bro! Why'd you put your John in my Joe?

by EntryIsGladiator November 8, 2020

Jim My Johns

A request for a freaky and fast sexual encounter.

Karen; "We have 10 minutes between class, lets go up on the roof and you can jim my johns"

by rnnrdad November 19, 2015