my anus 

The answer to every question in the known universe.

Dude, where is everyone?

In my anus.

my anus by Iron Tom Cash August 16, 2004

My anus 

A butthole

Stick your dick in my anus Jerry!!!!!!

My anus by JOKER10xd September 4, 2017

my anus 

the small, virgin opening in my body.(never to be probed)

yo, you aint neva gonna tap my anus.

my anus by barnos October 28, 2003

my anus 

n. 1. not your anus!
2. A small (or big) opening on the bottom (or top if I'm some sort of alien) of my ass.

Taking a trip to my anus is more dangerous than climbing Mt Everest.

my anus by Cameron May 30, 2004

My anus is bleeding 

A menstrual-like bleeding from the anus, whilst the anus-bleeder is ecstatic about it. Any gender can have their anus bleed.

Person 1- Dude...your anus is bleeding.
Person 2- I know...yay! My anus is bleeding!!!

My anus is bleeding by Carliann October 12, 2007

my anus is wide open for you 

Favoritism.

Person 1: Hey! Can you lend me a helping hand?
Person 2: My anus is wide open for you..
Person 2: (making it much worse) Please come in, and take a seat.

my anus is wide open for you by Legend_Warp March 10, 2016

Village in my Anus 

When you put a handful of fire ants and sand in your partners ass and fuck them in it. After you're finished with your business, take what's left over of the colony and put it in a blender and make a smoothie then you share it with you're grandparents.

Damn that Village in my Anus left me raw, at least it tasted great afterward.

Village in my Anus by Star Platinum August 15, 2014