my player
An unattached girl's supposed booty call for the evening. Typically used to spurn unwanted advances from other guys.
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not in my playground
e.g convosation:
person 1: "your going down im gonna kick ur ass at go karting"
person 2: "not in my playground motherfucker"
person 1: "your going down im gonna kick ur ass at go karting"
person 2: "not in my playground motherfucker"
not in my playground by Alex Dodd a.k.a god September 15, 2003
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my player • Armadillo in my prayer garden • not in my playground • well played my friend • plowing my favorite playground • Played the Cigarette Out of My Hand • Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword." • Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi • My Space • My Chemical Romance
Armadillo in my prayer garden
Girl A: (texts girl B) "what are you doing? "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "
Armadillo in my prayer garden by JennDubs1 August 6, 2011
well played my friend
a statement of extreme agreement/praise for a particular activity that one of your friends has engaged in. can also be used sarcastically to point out a flaw in logic or action (example. when something is not well played, but you say it was in a sarcastic tone).
dude 1: did you get that girls number last night?
dude 2: not only did i get her number, i boned her and didn't call her.
dude 1: well played my friend!
sarcasm-
dude 1: i tried to, but was unsuccessful in my mission to impregnate the homecoming queen.
dude 2: well played my friend.
dude 1: stfu you couldn't have nailed her either.
dude 2: not only did i get her number, i boned her and didn't call her.
dude 1: well played my friend!
sarcasm-
dude 1: i tried to, but was unsuccessful in my mission to impregnate the homecoming queen.
dude 2: well played my friend.
dude 1: stfu you couldn't have nailed her either.
well played my friend by JakeinSD January 21, 2008
plowing my favorite playground
The act in which, by natural childbirth, the newborn infant destroys the anatomy of the female vagina; rendering it looser and less fun than it was prior to parturiency.
Hey man, did you hear Breanne is pregnant?
Yeah, it's a bummer. That bastard baby is going to be plowing my favorite playground soon!
Yeah, it's a bummer. That bastard baby is going to be plowing my favorite playground soon!
plowing my favorite playground by hottcarl November 29, 2013
Played the Cigarette Out of My Hand
When someone beats you a contest or game (usually cards) extremely badly. Originating from the game Shithead, where one can be made to pick up so many cards that they must put their cigarette down to hold them all.
Played the Cigarette Out of My Hand by The Hylander July 11, 2018
Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."
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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."