my player

An unattached girl's supposed booty call for the evening. Typically used to spurn unwanted advances from other guys.

Nice talking to ya, but I gotta go meet up with my player.

by dlmkr January 1, 2022

not in my playground

meaning something alot like "not on my watch" or "not around me"

e.g convosation:
person 1: "your going down im gonna kick ur ass at go karting"
person 2: "not in my playground motherfucker"

by Alex Dodd a.k.a god September 15, 2003

Armadillo in my prayer garden

When a guy performs oral sex on a woman.

Girl A: (texts girl B) "what are you doing? "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "

by JennDubs1 August 6, 2011

well played my friend

a statement of extreme agreement/praise for a particular activity that one of your friends has engaged in. can also be used sarcastically to point out a flaw in logic or action (example. when something is not well played, but you say it was in a sarcastic tone).

dude 1: did you get that girls number last night?
dude 2: not only did i get her number, i boned her and didn't call her.
dude 1: well played my friend!

sarcasm-
dude 1: i tried to, but was unsuccessful in my mission to impregnate the homecoming queen.
dude 2: well played my friend.
dude 1: stfu you couldn't have nailed her either.

by JakeinSD January 21, 2008

plowing my favorite playground

The act in which, by natural childbirth, the newborn infant destroys the anatomy of the female vagina; rendering it looser and less fun than it was prior to parturiency.

Hey man, did you hear Breanne is pregnant?

Yeah, it's a bummer. That bastard baby is going to be plowing my favorite playground soon!

by hottcarl November 29, 2013

Played the Cigarette Out of My Hand

When someone beats you a contest or game (usually cards) extremely badly. Originating from the game Shithead, where one can be made to pick up so many cards that they must put their cigarette down to hold them all.

“Matthew is way too lucky, he’s played the cigarette out of my hand!”

by The Hylander July 11, 2018

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025