my mommy 

your mommy

I would like to help my mommy with her homework.

my mommy by Imanangrybird November 12, 2017

My mommy said 

The best insult in the world
“My mommy said I’m cooler”

Bully: you nerd
Nerd: my mommy said I’m cooler
Bully:” weeeeeeh”

My mommy said by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Are you my mommy? 

Another way to irritate people on CoD online play that take it too seriously.

You: "Are you my mommy?"
Person you are annoying: "NO I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MOMMY!!!"
You: "Are you sure?"
Person you are annoying: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
You: "Ok.....Mommy"
Person you are annoying: "FUCK OFF!!!"
You:................................................MOMMY!!!!!!"

Are you my mommy? by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009

sucking my mommy dick 

sucking my mommy dick is when a step son sucks his trans step mommys dicky.

step son;hey mommy

mom; wanna suck my dick

step son; u got a dick🥵 oh yeah
sucking my mommy dick

sucking my mommy dick by ik im weird March 1, 2022

On my mommy 

A less serious and BETTER version of “on my momma”
Not to be taken seriously…if it was taken seriously my mommy would have been dead for years

Dayton:YOOO cock tastes soooo good

Me:On my mommy

My mom: You are a disappointment to our entire bloodline

Me: On god gang, on my mommy! (OMM)

On my mommy by On my mommy October 24, 2022

Tyrone is my Dommy Mommy 

and I'm his submissible and breedable little rat

Tyrone is my Dommy Mommy

Tyrone is my Dommy Mommy by Puva August 17, 2024

ur mommy in my bed 

“ur mommy in my bed” means that your mother is in my bed. It is self explanatory

Hey Grace, ur mommy in my bed

ur mommy in my bed by s_jaffe February 27, 2022