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my bff jill

Means "I don't know". A shortened form of "IDK, my BFF Jill?" from the Cingular commercial.

Mom: "Beth Ann!"
Beth Ann: "WU?" (What's up?)
Mom: "Your cell phone bill is what's up. All this texting!"
Beth Ann: "OMG, INBD!" (Oh my God, it's no big deal!)
Mom: "It is a big deal. Who are you texting 50 times a day?"
Beth Ann: "IDK, my BFF Jill?" (I don't know, my best friend forever Jill?"
Mom: "Tell your BFF Jill that I'm taking away your phone."
Beth Ann: "TISNF!" (That is so not fair!)
Mom: "Me paying this bill, that's what's...S...N...F!"
Person 1: Dude, where'd you get those jeans?
Person 2: Uh, my BFF Jill.
my bff jill by Elvi January 12, 2008
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IDK My BFF Jill

Mom: Who are you texting three hundred times a day?
Kid: IDK My BFF Jill
IDK My BFF Jill by zak221133 May 25, 2007

idk, my bff jill

A funny quote from a cell phone service provider commercial (that probably doesn't work, but their advertisers know how to do a good job) after a mother asking their young daughter why the texting bill is so expensive. It's a common way to answer annoying questions to Myspace surveys or generally obnoxious questions
Annoying girl says, "So, who do you have a crush on?"
Response, "Idk, my bff jill."
idk, my bff jill by Basket Case November 1, 2007

idk my bff jill? 

1. "I don't know, my best friend forever, Jill."

2. A famously said quote on a Cingular cell phone commercial about a girl who texts alot. Her mom asks why her cell phone bill is so high, she wonders who she has been texting. The teen replys, "idk, my bff Jill?"

"Bethy!" calls mom.
(Teen girl comes to her mom)
"w.a.u?" she replys
"Your cell phone bill is whats up! All this texting!?"
"O.M.G! I.n.p.d!"
"It is a big deal! Who are you texting 50 times a day!?"
"Idk My bff Jill?"
"Tell your 'b.f.f. Jill,' that I'm taking away your phone"
(Teen hands phone to mom)
"T.i.s.n.f!"
ME PAYING THIS BILL, THAT'S WHAT'S S...N.F!"
idk my bff jill? by Quaviavid January 4, 2008

idk my bff jill

the girl had nothing to say so she "IDK my bff Jill
idk my bff jill by aliboba101 January 17, 2008

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026