Probably the worlds most obvious invitation to sex. Used when the individuals who are to engage in the proposed intercourse originate from different countries, cultures, or ethnicities, and therefore have different native languages.
1.
Meili: Maybe one of these days you can teach me some of your language, and I can teach you my language.
Sven: ITS ON!
2.
Wolfgang: When we´ve finished these beers, we can go to my place, and I can teach you my language.
Conzuella: ITS ON!
3.
Rachel: Tonight, swing by my dorm, I can teach you my language, bring wine and condoms.
Vlad: ITS ON!
by bIMON May 08, 2011
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a dialog:
a nizzles must nows what they sain
a foundation is in combination of words with snoop dogs rhymes, which bless our minds.
1:A shizzle my nizzle.
2:Have ya fuckin grazzle.
1:yeah nizzle it´s white whizzle.
1:And have a fuckin mozzles?
1:Gimi my mozzles or i send a revved up pizzuls onto your fuckin fazzul.
by Lukas March 13, 2003
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A variation of EnGlAnD iS mY cItY, but that dumb fuck who likes to make fun of people is saying it.
English is my language and if it weren’t for team 0 then the U.S. would be normal
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To get out of everything when you are a foreigner
Police: "sir, you were going 100 mph in a 20 mph zone. I need you to take you to custody"
Me: " you know english is my second language, right?"
Police: "oh you are fine then. Have a good day!"

Person 1: "Dude! Why didnt you invite me to the party you threw? I thought I was one of your closer friends!!"
Person 2: "Dude! you know english is my second language, right?"
Person 1: "Oh nevermind then! we are cool!"
by thebeastfrommiddleeast November 11, 2017
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