Twist my nipples

when you find something kinky and it turns you on

whips and chains really twist my nipples

by pyro_bushbaby May 3, 2005

kick my nipples

The common mis-typed version of 'lick my nipples'. This normally occurs when texting someone while under the influence of alcohol (predictive text).

"I want him to lick my nipples!"
"Lets text him." 'kick my nipples..'
"oops"

by SmoothyBoothy June 30, 2008

My Nipples Are Hard

This term is usually used when someone had just heard some good - often unexpected - news.

Dave: Guess what?
Mike: What?
Dave: When I went to get us tickets to the 'Stones gig, the girl at the ticket booth was an ex girlfriend of mine in college!
Mike: So? Big deal!
Dave: She gave us 'Platinum' grade seats and we only paid for 'Silver'! How do you like that!
Mike: That's excellent! My nipples are hard, dude!

by buckonz February 28, 2010

My nipples are offended

Term used when pet peeves are violated; "I don't like what you're doing."

Allows a person to reply "calm your tits."

Sara: *smacks lips*
Joey: My nipples are offended.

*In a crowded area*
Michael: *is repeatedly pushed into Sam*
Sam: My nipples are very offended right now.
Anna: Woah, calm your tits!

by LuxLupis February 13, 2013

tickle my nipple

A useless phrase used in response to anything. Often said in the style the Doorman from the Wizard of Oz says "Well bust my buttons!" It is often used in response to something serious to throw the conversation completely off.

Guy 1: OMG I just found a pot of gold!
Guy 2: Well tickle my nipple!

Guy 1: Dude...my dog just died.
Guy 2: Omfg why dont you just tickle my nipple then?

by TickleMyNipple September 18, 2008

twing my nipples

to flick or tap a males nipple(s) whilst having sex

OH YEAH, BABY! TWING MY NIPPLES!

by Anul Succ September 17, 2017

crank my nipples

When ones nipples are twisted and put into a stressful spot they need a companion to crank ones nipples to a point where you’re body is at 100% untwisted nipps

Hey Dan crank my nipples¥

by Jack the cranked December 6, 2017