by boingloing December 14, 2017
A friendless human characterized by a big (and we mean enormous) nose and excessive amounts of dandruff. This poor creature's sole purpose is to make other students feel better about low test grades.
Currently, the owner of Musty's nose is Jonnadiah, but the deed is often passed around in exchange for small sums of money (or Spicy Chicken Sandwiches)
Currently, the owner of Musty's nose is Jonnadiah, but the deed is often passed around in exchange for small sums of money (or Spicy Chicken Sandwiches)
Student: Ah, sh*t, I got a 69 on the AP Euro test. What did you get Musty?
Musty: 42.
Student: Well, at least I'm not you.
Musty: 42.
Student: Well, at least I'm not you.
by Jonnadiah December 13, 2004
someone who is very musty means to have a very large penis and is very athletic, charming, and great at basketball. all of the ladies have a thing for him and are dying to check how big his cock really is
Girl1: OMG ! did you see that guy
Girl2: no, shit i missed him what did he look like
Girl1: Damn girl you missed out he was extremely musty!
Girl2: oh gosh im getting wet just thinking of him
Girl2: no, shit i missed him what did he look like
Girl1: Damn girl you missed out he was extremely musty!
Girl2: oh gosh im getting wet just thinking of him
by chris mahmud February 16, 2011
Someone's who's annoying as fuck, only talks about gay people and eats kebabs with his left hand while masturbating with his right one.
My friend is being a Musti
by combarwombatmario October 9, 2017
by AllieMary August 12, 2008
Musty is a term used to describe something that is old, a little smelly, and slightly damp, while also being kind of dusty at the same time. Something that can be Musty is usually made of a cloth-like material, like a carpet or a clothing item.
"dude, the jacket my auncle wore the other day was kinda musty. I didn't tell them though, I didn't want to be rude."
by barf flavored soda December 24, 2021
how someone smells not how someone looks dont be fucking retarded and say someone looks musty if you do your a damn dumbass
Selena: Purr bae tyrone look so musty i wouldnt let him tap
Tyrone: Who tf you think you talking too bitch i would smack dog shit outta yo bitchass weird ass whore ass bitch i can smell yo coochie from all the way in ATL weird ass whore slide id really smoke yo whole family nigga who tf you think you are
Selena:CHILEEE YOU CANT TAKE A JOKE HMSNDSKNKMSAJO BYEEEEE-
Tyrone: Who tf you think you talking too bitch i would smack dog shit outta yo bitchass weird ass whore ass bitch i can smell yo coochie from all the way in ATL weird ass whore slide id really smoke yo whole family nigga who tf you think you are
Selena:CHILEEE YOU CANT TAKE A JOKE HMSNDSKNKMSAJO BYEEEEE-
by ARandomBlood May 28, 2021