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Musician’s Syndrome 

The effect caused by spending large amounts of time with your instrument/vocal part causing the instrument/parts personality to take over. For example, trumpet players become more self-centered and egocentric, whereas cellists become perfectionists, and the people singing the baritone part mellow out. This can be achieved in varying degrees, but begins to show up the moment someone gets an instrument or vocal part.
Dude, what happened to Todd? He used to be so hyperactive before he joined choir.

Don't worry, he's probably just be suffering from Musician’s Syndrome.
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Musician's Orgasm 

The point in a song where the musician gets so into his music that he has a musician's orgasm.
Dude, do you see that head-banging singer?
Yeah man, he's having a musician's orgasm.

Musician's Room 

A room whether it is a bedroom, guest room or living room, that has been customized to fit the musician. It usually includes a home studio and is typically junky. It is filled with lyrics either printed or written, contains several cds and at least one instrument.
Person 1:Have you been over to venn's house before?

Person 2: Yea I have, he has the typical musician's room.
Musician's Room by VennMC August 1, 2010

musician's ear 

term used by guitarists to explain why they are buying a new instrument when there is nothing wrong with the one they have, under the pretense that normal people's ears aren't as attuned to the sound of a guitar. skeptics often see this as a bullshit excuse to buy a cool new axe for purposes of showing off.
dude1: why did you buy that ibanez? it sounds just like your stratocaster!
dude2:no way man, they're totally different. you just don't have the musician's ear.
dude1:whatever man, you just bought that cuz it looks cool.

Musician's Resume 

The list of concerts performers and artists will/did perform in with other bands, soloists, groups, MC's, & Mixer/Producers.
I could tell you about her Musician's Resume, but releasing dates to soon is againsed Co. policy and leads to ticket consuption and scalping by sindicated companies and gives the general main blue collar public no chance to see the show. Isn't Comercialism a B**h.

Musician's Exhaustion 

A feeling caused by a long or intense session of performing music. Often times, those who are musically exhausted want nothing to do with music for a day or so. Commonly occurs after one's band/choir performance.
First Trumpet: "I swear if the director makes us play tomorrow I'm gonna lose it.
Second Trumpet: "Fuck that dude I'm absolutely suffering from Musician's Exhaustion right now. I ain't having Mr. Dick's shit either."
Musician's Exhaustion by Xioxwolf November 27, 2016

Jake Evan’s Musician 

Jake Evan’s musician is a creepy sex pest