when your male partner gives you the classic "mumford" but puts they're balls in your mouth at the same time.
by the captn March 5, 2012
noun
A state of being where one starfishes upon their bed and plays Mumford & Sons albums on repeat in order to heal emotional pain; where a person becomes so invested in listening to Mumford & Sons that they lose track of reality.
A state of being where one starfishes upon their bed and plays Mumford & Sons albums on repeat in order to heal emotional pain; where a person becomes so invested in listening to Mumford & Sons that they lose track of reality.
“Have you seen Katherine the past few days?” “Nah man, she’s in a Mumford coma trying to figure out the meaning of her own existence.”
by charisel December 11, 2013
Tucking both your dick and balls back between your legs bending over and spreading your ass cheeks exposing your anus and your backwards pointing genitalia , then taking a picture with your cell phone camera and sending the picture to everyone in your contacts list.
Did you see Mitchell's amazing mumford last night? It was so good I think I might make it my myspace pic.
by JCNG May 7, 2007
When you pass out and take a dump in your pants (or shorts) and you wake up and you have a moderate to large sized turd accompanied by multiple smaller pebble to dingleberry sized crewmembers. Much like the band and music that share the same name.
3 days of Yeager and Oxycodone led me to my own personal concert with Mumford and Sons headlining in my pants.
by SteelofCrom September 10, 2014
A band that makes the most beautiful music ever written/sang. It is said that it is the music of heaven. It can be the solution to any problem, feud, or war.
Every war can we ended and resolved just by playing Mumford and Sons. If you are having an argument with someone, all you have so say is "Mumford and Sons", and all will be resolved and fixed again.
by McGrotes December 15, 2011
The composers of one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard: Learn Me Right/Not with Haste, one of the soundtracks from Pixar's Brave movie.
"We will run and scream
You will dance with me
We'll fulfill our dreams
And we'll be free
We will be who we are
And they'll heal our scars
Sadness will be far away"
Mumford and Sons
You will dance with me
We'll fulfill our dreams
And we'll be free
We will be who we are
And they'll heal our scars
Sadness will be far away"
Mumford and Sons
by cg1212 December 29, 2012
Guy: "What's the name of the band tonight?"
Crew Member: "Mumford and Sons"
Guy: "That sounds like White boy shit."
Crew Member: "Mumford and Sons"
Guy: "That sounds like White boy shit."
by DancingDolphins August 9, 2011