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Your mum gay lol 

Your mum gay lol is possibly the GREATEST playground insult of all time. With this insult you can end someone’s playground roasting career, even their life. Sometimes comboed with a LOLXD or a savage dab at the end for maximum roast levels
Billy: yo your so gay man
Jeremy: yeah well, your mum gay lol **savage dab**
Billy: oh sorry Jeremy I’m gonna end my roasting career and hang myself on the monkey bars
Your mum gay lol by Itsyaboyhughman February 13, 2018

ur mum gae lol 

the worst insult you will ever recieve
hey kid, you're trash at life
kid: ur mum gae lol
other kid: dies

Ur mum gey lol 

This is the almighty insult you should NEVER use upon an oponent unless absolutely necessary. The last time this insult wad used, it was used by Alexander Graham Bell in a prank call. As a result of this, the fabric of space itself was torn into shreds, resulting in evolution reversing into what we are today. Using this defense mechanism will end the opponents career and send he/she into a deep depression. Dont expect to live to see the next day as an antidote recently discovered by acting legend, Bill Nye The Science Guy. The phrase "no u" resulted in the defender dying because blood stopped flowing into his brain from chocking literally on Bill's entire ass cheek.

Use with caution
*points at teacher "Ur mum gey lol"
*teacher rips off clothes and sets into his battle stance. He slowly develops a raging blue ball of ki in between his two hands and screams "NO U" as he releases his deadly blast. The entire school is devoured by a quantum flux*
Ur mum gey lol by Leyef July 30, 2018

your mum straight lol 

One of the gayest insults on this planet out of all 69 planets there had to be this insult wtf
john: hey my homo brother nigga
Alex: nigga i white
John: your mum gay lol
Alex: (How did he counter my attack i must use the gayest insult to end his roasting career) YOUR MUM STRAIGHT LOL
John: oh ma dog man now i gotta comiict subasideeee
your mum straight lol by Kylemuncher February 25, 2018

yo mum gay lol 

The gangster and way deadlier version of your mom gay lol.Where as your mom gay lolwill end your career, (yo mum gay lol will instantly killeveryone that has ever been with in contact with you
Person: your so dumb that when-
Me:yo mum gay lol
Instantly kills whole family friends and all peers
yo mum gay lol by THICCC BOI 69 February 15, 2018

Ur mum suck pussy lol 

A comeback when someone tells u ur dad is a lesbian lol
Jared: Ur mum gay lol
Alex: Ur dad lesbian lol
Jared: Ur mum suck pussy lol