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mudslanger

A redneck who frequently
-Blows all of their savings on overpriced four wheel-drive Ford, Dodge, or Ram trucks
-Marry women who are 305+ lbs
-Leave school after the third grade to help "Pap" on the farm
-Get fired from what could have been a steady job
-Drink so much moonshine that they wake up a week later in the oval office
-Value hunting skill over any degree or diploma
-Attends white supremacist meetings
John: "Did you hear that Buck is completely broke after he spent all of his money on his wedding with that 400 pound blob he calls his wife"
Mark: "Yea, I also heard that he took out a loan from the bank so that he can pay off his $75,000 Ford F750 supercharged custom"
John: "Yea. Buck's a real mudslanger"
mudslanger by jawga-boy November 14, 2013

alabama mudslapper 

Fuck your bitch up the ass until its covered with shit. Take your dick out and slap her in the face with her shit
Brittany: my boyfriend gave me the Alabama mudslapper

Gabby: really?

Brittany: yeah my face still smells like shit

Momslayer 

Momslayer is the Chad of video games. Momslayer has a built in aim bot and can crush your ego within seconds.
Friend: Bro he's hacking!
You: No, that's Momslayer

mississippi mudslapper 

Montegmerry gave me a sick Mississippi mudslapper last night

Midslayers 

"Hell yeah, im a Midslayers now!"
"You fucking retard"
Midslayers by MilkUwU November 2, 2023

muffslayer 

Imma go oil up my muffslayer.
muffslayer by DMGmiz June 16, 2017