Mr Penis

Is a fabled cartoon character that dresses similar to “Super Man,” and makes his way through many action adventures. He enemy is the evil Doctor Procto who resides in his layer; the dreaded “Cheeks-of-Pain.”

"Don't worry.......MR Penis will save us!!"

by Weenywaver September 5, 2006

mr. penis lips

One who's upper and lower lips look like two giant penises opposite of one another. .

His lips were so swollen from eating the hot peppers that he was referred to as Mr. Penis Lips for the rest of the evening. (Penis Lips: To have a swollen lower and upper lip.)

by Bitchy Boo June 4, 2016

mr big penis

a guy in a shit roadman car that's been modified to make more noises than godzillas asshole when letting one rip; as an obvious compensation for his lack of endowment.

"Damn there goes mr big penis in his super cool Ford Fiesta on his way to jobcentre"

by SRTDeity May 5, 2021