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An urban dictionary user who knows shite all about aviation, for example putting a definition for the Airbus A320 as “A piece of shit that has had 6 or 7 crash-landings because of a defect in the front landing gear. And history teaches us that if you work the controls too hard, the rudder snaps off (AA #587)” The aircraft involved in AA 587 was an A300 NOT AN A320!!! also he unintentionally put the 6-7 meme into his definition but that’s not relevant.
mr blond knows nothing about aviation. Absolutely nothing.
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mr blonde 

Rather sadistic criminal played by Michael Madsen in Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs. His name is Vic Vega, and is related to Vincent Vega who appared in Pulp Fiction.
Mr Blonde : Are you going to bark all day, little doggy, or are you going to bite?
mr blonde by Domino July 13, 2006
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Mr Bland 

Mr Bland was one of the main character on homestarrunner's webpage and was about of the "Strongest Man in the World Contest" but he was crushed by a falling "Bubs Concession Stand" him and Senor were pretty much replaced with Bubs and are now forgotten characters.
Mr Bland: "Okay.. This is going really well." (gets crushed by some grapes while in the Strongest Man in the world Contest) "oh."
Mr Bland by Stephen DeFilippo December 6, 2006

mr blonde 

A villain from Perfect Dark on the N64.
Mr Blonde is gonna own my ass!
mr blonde by Grineyfase December 8, 2006

Mr. Bland 

The shittiest teacher at Vincennes University. He is a not nice person and lets girls leave the classroom whenever they want.
"Hey brandy, would you like to leave today" said Mr. Bland
Mr. Bland by @brandy16554 October 29, 2018

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026