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An urban dictionary user who knows shite all about aviation, for example putting a definition for the Airbus A320 as “A piece of shit that has had 6 or 7 crash-landings because of a defect in the front landing gear. And history teaches us that if you work the controls too hard, the rudder snaps off (AA #587)” The aircraft involved in AA 587 was an A300 NOT AN A320!!! also he unintentionally put the 6-7 meme into his definition but that’s not relevant.

mr blond knows nothing about aviation. Absolutely nothing.

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mr blonde

Rather sadistic criminal played by Michael Madsen in Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs. His name is Vic Vega, and is related to Vincent Vega who appared in Pulp Fiction.

Mr Blonde : Are you going to bark all day, little doggy, or are you going to bite?

mr blonde by Domino July 13, 2006

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Mr Bland

Mr Bland was one of the main character on homestarrunner's webpage and was about of the "Strongest Man in the World Contest" but he was crushed by a falling "Bubs Concession Stand" him and Senor were pretty much replaced with Bubs and are now forgotten characters.

Mr Bland: "Okay.. This is going really well." (gets crushed by some grapes while in the Strongest Man in the world Contest) "oh."

Mr Bland by Stephen DeFilippo December 6, 2006

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mr blonde

A villain from Perfect Dark on the N64.

Mr Blonde is gonna own my ass!

mr blonde by Grineyfase December 8, 2006

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Mr. Bland

The shittiest teacher at Vincennes University. He is a not nice person and lets girls leave the classroom whenever they want.

"Hey brandy, would you like to leave today" said Mr. Bland

Mr. Bland by @brandy16554 October 29, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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