Mouse Pads

A "callusing" of the skin on ones lower wrist/forearm. Skin is rough,slightly elevated and generally darker than other areas of skin."mouse pads" are a result from using a mouse for extensive periods of time via gaming,porn,or just general use or a computer mouse.

Damn, I've got mouse pads from all that p0rn I watched last night.

or

"What is that on your wrist?" "Oh, these?" "Just mouse pads."

by Mihspehelled August 20, 2008

mousepad

The slap of materiel used to glide your computer or laptop mouse around on.

The mousepad was free with the purchase of my computer

by LalalaChickenNuggetBoi December 14, 2017

Mousepad-sexual

A person who is sexually attracted to mousepads. Humans no longer satisfy their desires and so they find sexual satisfaction in mousepads

Whats your sexuality?
I'm mousepad-sexual

by Fortnite MGee February 18, 2021

mousepad

Another word for the hole a rat goes in.

HAHAHAHAHA i made a funny. i think.

by ananomus July 22, 2004

mousepad

(French word) Mousepad is something that you pee, eat, drink, shit, and have sexual intercourses with someone.

Person 1: Yo bro I just got a mousepad, wanna use it together?
Person 2: Hell Yeah! What should we do first?

by xXsuper-edgerXx February 22, 2024

mousepad

when a male chops his cock off with a cleaver and then shoves the dethatched cock into the females anus and then has the female suck his cock as he sucks on the bottom on of his dethatched cock while its still in the females ass as he shoves a mouse in the females vagina while she's on her period

he gave me a mousepad and then died it was so sad but worth it

by thundecock December 9, 2024

Twisted mousepad

Not being able to move around correctly, like a computer mouse on a twisted mousepad.

"Jerry was walking down the hallway like it was a twisted mousepad!"

by Sharkgirl945 March 17, 2023