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All morninger 

The act of waking up around 4-5 AM or earlier for the purpose of getting some goddamn work/studying done.
I pulled an all morninger to study for an exam I won't pass anyways.

I pulled an all morninger to do that project I left lying around for 2 months...

Angel of the Morninged 

verb; To leave a lover's residence, post-coitus, (presumably after a one-night stand) while he or she is sleeping.

This expression makes reference to the 1968 song performed by Merillee Rush & the Turnabouts: "Angel of the Morning".
"We were pretty drunk; we had sex; his snoring annoyed me, so I totally Angel of the Morninged him."

morningless

Waking up in the afternoon; missing the morning
I got a little intoxicated lastnight, woke up morningless today.
morningless by DevCarnellBourc October 22, 2011

morninged 

(adj.) The way people tend to be in the morning, i.e. somewhat fuzzy and unfocused.
I'm sorry, can you say that again? I'm too morninged to concentrate right now.
morninged by Lady Pennywhistle December 26, 2005

morningness 

A sickness where you are not mentally, or physically awake in the mornings. Symptoms include grumpyness, unwillingness to talk, low alert levels, and closed eyelids.

Comes from lack of sleep, high activity, or being genetically born with it.
"Man, I really have a bad case of Morningness today."

"I always have Morningness."
morningness by dragon1037 October 19, 2008

morninger 

1. a morning newspaper.
2. sex in the mornings.
3. a person who gets active in the mornings.
1. Most papers are morningers.
2. I think a morninger is interesting due to morning wood.
3. Most people are morningers because they are fresh at the time.
morninger by uttam maharjan August 29, 2012