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Moonglasses 

That one dick who wears sunglasses indoors or at night.
He's wearing Moonglasses.
What are they?
They're those sunglasses worn at night, DUH
Moonglasses by DesultoryStudio June 25, 2014

moon grass

Hey man, let's go smoke some moon grass!

He's high on moon grass, man!
moon grass by TehRen July 8, 2015
Channeling the power of the full moon into an orgasm, with hints of madness
Hey baby, its the full moon tomorrow night, want to share a moongasm?
Moongasm by JoshyPoodles July 15, 2019

moon grass

Weed you have stored in your ass for safe keepings, or in fear of getting busted by the cops.
"Dude, i want what your smoking"
"Are you sure? It's moon grass"
moon grass by He's the boxman September 21, 2006

Captain Moonrays 

A being from another world who slays women on a dailly basis.
To gain the title Captain Moonrays you will need to have had sex at least several hundred times.
Obama currently has the title of Captain Moonrays as he has slayed many women in his time.
Captain Moonrays by Captain Moonrays November 17, 2011
To have a moongasm, one must be looking at a picture of Michael Moon while masturbating. The completion of the moongasm requires the masturbator to be consuming mass amounts of reese's and then must finish off into a bowl of doritos.
I had a double moongasm after lunch when I was alone in the break room. Nobody will touch those doritos now.
Moongasm by Stephen Ricks January 9, 2008