A being from another world who slays women on a dailly basis.
To gain the title Captain Moonrays you will need to have had sex at least several hundred times.
Obama currently has the title of Captain Moonrays as he has slayed many women in his time.
To have a moongasm, one must be looking at a picture of Michael Moon while masturbating. The completion of the moongasm requires the masturbator to be consuming mass amounts of reese's and then must finish off into a bowl of doritos.
I had a double moongasm after lunch when I was alone in the break room. Nobody will touch those doritos now.