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Clapping Monkeys 

clapping monkeys means a person is very oblivious to their surroundings and just has a clapping monkey in their head because they don't listen to anyone else around them
You're not even listening, have you got Clapping Monkeys in your head
Clapping Monkeys by Bhagzy April 26, 2019

clapping monkey 

clapping monkey has 2 definitions

1) a small toy, usually with cymbols, which when winded up will clap the cymbols together

2) a metaphor for a woman's vagina which is extremely loose, and would clap like a toy clapping monkey
1) hey look at that new toy i got, it's a clapping monkey!

2) hey i bet her lips go at it like a clapping monkey in the wind! (makes clapping motion between legs)
clapping monkey by Poodle April 13, 2005

clapping monkey 

This is the comprehensize dictionary of the clapping monkey phrase:
1)A small toy for children
2)A metaphor for a women who has had lots of sex and is such very loose and is in need of corrective surgery. Sum1 u wudnt want 2 have sex with!!! There is even hand motions to go with it.
She was as loose as a clapping monkey
clapping monkey by bionicman April 13, 2005

clappin spank monkey 

A person whos so high they they dont laugh, they clap/ or/ someone who get the clap after fucking someone they dont know.
she got the clap after fuckin that random at that party last night
clappin spank monkey by EyYo Froshie December 16, 2004

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026