clapping monkey has 2 definitions

1) a small toy, usually with cymbols, which when winded up will clap the cymbols together

2) a metaphor for a woman's vagina which is extremely loose, and would clap like a toy clapping monkey
1) hey look at that new toy i got, it's a clapping monkey!

2) hey i bet her lips go at it like a clapping monkey in the wind! (makes clapping motion between legs)
by Poodle April 13, 2005
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This is the comprehensize dictionary of the clapping monkey phrase:
1)A small toy for children
2)A metaphor for a women who has had lots of sex and is such very loose and is in need of corrective surgery. Sum1 u wudnt want 2 have sex with!!! There is even hand motions to go with it.
She was as loose as a clapping monkey
by bionicman April 13, 2005
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clapping monkeys means a person is very oblivious to their surroundings and just has a clapping monkey in their head because they don't listen to anyone else around them
You're not even listening, have you got Clapping Monkeys in your head
by Bhagzy April 26, 2019
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When a group of people clap in unison, most like during a live performance. Also in referance to partying.
Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping, bears were dancing and girls were cutting loose
~Gogol Bordello
by Harmonydawn April 11, 2006
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Slapping someone with both hands on either side of their face, in a clapping motion.
Inspired by Donkey Kong.
Oooh triple KO with the MONKEY CLAP!
by Ben Berkowitz March 20, 2008
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n. An open handed bitch-slap across the face of someone. CAn be used outta hate or playing around.
"I just monkey slapped the shit outta Steven"
by Craig February 28, 2005
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When you take your hand, spread your fingers out, and slap someone in the face.
Daniel monkey clapped Jennifer for trying to play him .
by Daniel November 13, 2004
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