Monkey show 

A coffee shop or strip club where where girls take off their panties and show their "monkey."

Oh you just went to see the monkey show?
How was the monkey show?

Monkey show by Pap¡ September 24, 2020

Show Monkey

A person who just does things for laughs/reactions out of people; a social clown. Typically when the person is known to be a jokester.

Also for people who become class clowns but as an a adult outside of class.

e.g My Assistant Store Manager: "STOP thinking I'm some kind of Show Monkey when it comes to me making fun of people who get caught stealing"

e.g "I'm a Show Monkey when it comes to ripping on people for their shoes"

Show Monkey by juxtapositionofsouls January 24, 2022

show monkey

A man who expects a woman to have a trimmed pubic region but doesn't trim himself.

Chuck is a show monkey.

show monkey by Cutter Seahawk October 3, 2007

Gong Show Monkey 

a hockey term for a player, usually a grinder, who most players think is crazy.

Marty McSorely was a gong show monkey for the LA Kings.

Gong Show Monkey by slapshot October 11, 2008

gong show monkey 

a person who lives the hockey lifestyle in every sense of the word.

Dude, Kevin is always at the rink, practicing his shot. What a gong show monkey!

gong show monkey by slapshot October 17, 2008

dancing show monkey 

A act of oral sex when a woman or gay man is sucking your penis and you shake it uncontrollably

Gerald and Pedro are were making dancing show monkey

dancing show monkey by fat yummmy dick February 13, 2009

not my monkey not my shit show 

Lol

not my monkey not my shit show: what are monkeys in cages notoriously known for?
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show

not my monkey not my shit show by The Obvious Expert Of All Thin September 5, 2023