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Monkey Fucker

v.---in military circles, the "monkey fucker" is an excercise used to warm up for a physical exercise session. The individual or persons performing the Monkey Fucker squat in such a way that their arms go between their legs, and around to the outside of their ankles. the exercise consists of lowering the hips repeatedly, and the appearance this gives is what lends the exercise its name.
Hey, that guy is doing the Monkey Fucker! Damn that shit looks funny!
Monkey Fucker by ABN October 5, 2004
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Monkey Fucker

An idiotic person, or somebody you do not like.
Monkey Fucker by Attalina March 18, 2009

MONKEY FUCKER

A person that partakes in Lewd Sexual conduct with Primates ot the Ape and Monkey Families.

Someone born in Nashville.
Pat Kelner is a Monkey Fucker
MONKEY FUCKER by Joe Ninety December 20, 2003

monkey fucker

did u hear about jenna? yeah that monkey fucker slept with half of the basketball team
monkey fucker by aryan prince March 21, 2005

Monkey fucker

A person who is employed by a zoo or research facility to pleasure various primates so sexual tension does not build up to a problematic level.
Fifi is getting horny, she keeps putting bananas inside herself. Page the monkey fucker before the zoo opens.
Monkey fucker by theeel February 20, 2008

monkey fucker

monkey fucker definded as; the lowest form of a nigger lover . a girl that fucks niggers that other niggers wont even consider fucking, a girl that thinks its cool to fuck blks but to stupid to realize all niggers are not created equal that some niggers are absoloutly not fuckable. heaven forbid that she become pregnated by one. can you imagen what the baby monkey might grow up to be.
If thats the thing you ben fuckin that god damn silver back mountain gorilla then we aint fucking anymore cause i aint fuckin no monkey fucker.
monkey fucker by srg898989 August 31, 2017