When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.
I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.
by Slammer 6929 July 07, 2011
it is a total bitch who sucks dick
by kennedy f February 09, 2014
Dark skinned individual sneaking through the dark of the night, getting into all sorts of Felonies and Gang Activity.
by GooberJigga March 30, 2025
A cartoon from a specific country that is inspired by a specific type of cartoon from another country based on it's art style or other elements.
by SLM099 June 18, 2024
An even lower form of life than the Management Minga. A Marketing Mongrel typically aspires to (a) be a Management Minga, (b)hang out with Management Minga's; but in most cases niether is achievable. Marketing Mongrels engage in activities that even the common cretin would not and incur such names as "Chipmunk", "gumby", or "Number three" through either appearance or behavioural characteristics.
" Man I wish I was a Management Minga. They're so smart and not to mention, HOT!"
" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"
"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"
"doubt it"
" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"
"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"
"doubt it"
by L Dizzle; aka a "Management Minga" October 14, 2006
by Juno Fierce May 14, 2019
by SavDae99 March 10, 2023