Married Mans Mongrel Maul

When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.

I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.

by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011

cock sucking whore mongrel

it is a total bitch who sucks dick

sally you cock sucking whore mongrel is some thing you would yell at when your really pissed off

by kennedy f February 9, 2014

Marketing Mongrel

An even lower form of life than the Management Minga. A Marketing Mongrel typically aspires to (a) be a Management Minga, (b)hang out with Management Minga's; but in most cases niether is achievable. Marketing Mongrels engage in activities that even the common cretin would not and incur such names as "Chipmunk", "gumby", or "Number three" through either appearance or behavioural characteristics.

" Man I wish I was a Management Minga. They're so smart and not to mention, HOT!"

" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"

"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"

"doubt it"

by L Dizzle; aka a "Management Minga" October 14, 2006

Mongrel animation

A cartoon from a specific country that is inspired by a specific type of cartoon from another country based on it's art style or other elements.

Western cartoons that are inspired by Japanese Anime is considered mongrel animation.

by SLM099 June 18, 2024

slimey mongrel

You're a cock, But we love you

Robert you're such a slimey mongrel sometimes!

by chazm8 October 24, 2015

Turd mongrel

Why did you search this. Seriously what are you like 80? Who even says that? I feel bad for you and anyone you say that too. Honestly if you want to want to use an insult made by the queen of England why don't you say something like bloody fool or something.

Jimmy bob Joe (a 435 year old man with no life): You, sonny boy are quite the Turd mongrel!
Sonny boy: *leaves*
Jimmy bob Joe (a 435 year old man with no life): *finally dies. seriously how did this guy live this long? Oh wait this is just some random story made by some kid on urban dictionary.*

by De Frog101 February 1, 2022

Iraqi Ginger Mongrel

When you exceed 5 blunders in a game of chess with a friend on chess.com.

"Dude I got 7 blunders this game."
"Nathan, you're such an Iraqi Ginger Mongrel."

by Old Spice Muncher June 7, 2023