cock mongrel

by Kevy February 1, 2003

Tiberian Butt Mongrel

too take a delightful dump in a woman's pussy. WARNING only commit when she is either sleeping or on some serious drugs

by Michael Wahl March 5, 2005

You: That dude reminds me of Weird Eyed Mongrel.

Friend: What do you mean?

Yes

To masterbate, wank, jerk-off, thrap, tug, strum the pink darth vader, pull the pud, stroke the sausage, self abuse,

I think I`m going to stroke the mongrel's head before bed time

by kendohmassif March 8, 2009

Hillbillies from Menominee, Wisconsin that, due to a miscarriage, are severly deformed and like to eat Northern Pike.

The Menominee Miscarriage Mongrels proceeded to eat all the pike in the pond in under 15 seconds.

by Jamison February 17, 2005

An individual from the armpit of Eastern Europe, Often tries to micro manage each and all situations, and is in most part disliked by all.

I wish Martin Kuustic would quit being such an Estonian Cheese Mongrel.

by The Ugly Truth November 18, 2009

To masturbate before sex, to get semi hard.

No sex tonight honey I have a headache. " but I've already beaten up half a mongrel". OK then.

by sikcnt November 7, 2014