mom goal

In lacrosse when a shot hits the side of the net and doesn’t go in. All the mom’s scream because they saw the net move but it was not a goal.

Did they score? No it was a “mom goal”.

by Bobsmokin May 6, 2019

Mom Goal

(noun)

When you shoot and miss wide; but the ball hits the outside of the net, causing your mom to cheer.

That dude can't shoot worth a shit, but he leads the team in mom goals.

by Mike Molasses February 5, 2021

Goalie Mom

A hockey mom whose child has chosen the position of goalie. She watches the game from a different perspective than anyone else. Her child can have the game of his life, but the team still loose, and he could be blamed for the loss, even though he kept 54 shots out of the net and they lost 0-1. She usually sits by herself, holding her breath or madly chewing gum during games. She chooses her vehicle based on whether or not it will fit the goalie gear and all the others that need rides to practice. Somehow masters sports psychology, and try's to temper the superstitions that come along with the position. Makes sure the held superstitions are met, as to not interfere with the psychology.

Other mom: Do you have a kid on the team?
Goalie mom: Yes.
Other mom: Mine is number 4
Goalie mom: Mine is the goalie
Other mom: Ooooh, so you're the goalie mom.

by 3 pumpkins February 2, 2010

mom and son goals

When you and your son or mom look good together in a picture or photo on social media or irl

You and your mom have mom and son goals

by Dad and daughter goals April 15, 2017