A mustache that is so terrible looking that it makes you look like the strange guy in the van with his binoculars that hangs around by the playground during the day.
by That guy witht he hair January 18, 2010
by trillrichmain May 29, 2013
A mustache that transforms a regular person into looking like a creepy molestor. Can and should be used as red flag by the onlooker.
by Misty Delancey September 26, 2020
Molestache:noun
A word to describe any person or faggots mustache that looks exactly like peach fuz glued to your face in the hopes of attracting a 7 year old victim....or looking like a complete gay retard
A word to describe any person or faggots mustache that looks exactly like peach fuz glued to your face in the hopes of attracting a 7 year old victim....or looking like a complete gay retard
by Chromy crusher March 24, 2018
by Sidewalk_Enforcer November 27, 2017
by whooer's your daddy April 14, 2019