A mustache that makes you look like you molest children.

A mustache that is so terrible looking that it makes you look like the strange guy in the van with his binoculars that hangs around by the playground during the day.

a Mustache Child Molesters Always Seem To have

A cheesy mustache that gives the wearer the appearance of a stereotypical 1970s child molester.

Molestache:noun

A word to describe any person or faggots mustache that looks exactly like peach fuz glued to your face in the hopes of attracting a 7 year old victim....or looking like a complete gay retard