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Creepy facial hair, whether wispy thin or curled into odd shapes, patently unattractive to adult women; Clear perv alert.
Woman #1: Did you hear your neighbor is on the Megan's Law website?!

Woman #2: I knew it! He had a molestache!
by Tempest Fugit March 09, 2012
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1. a mustache thinner than one left by milk or kool aid reticent of creepers. 2. often found on the upper lips of hipsters who are on a quest for the truly ironic handlebar mustache but for some reason or another fail at attaining glory. they often make up for this lack of facial handlebars by riding around town on a neon fixed gear bike (with sweet handlebars) 3. sometimes found on men sporting mock turtlenecks. 4. found when boys skinny jeans are too tight and their leg hair sprouts on their upper lip instead.
"hey i heard you were trying to get a job at that local record bike store vegan organic cafe?"
"yeah, i don't think i fit in though...I don't have a molestache."
"but you're a girl..."
by oopseiffelover March 07, 2010
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When a person, more humorous when they happen to be female, has a mole above her upper lip area, supplemented with a mousatche, varying in thickness.
by Nick (2) Chris Sean etc etc March 20, 2004
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A mustache that makes you look like you molest children.
Check out that guys molestache! Keep him within 100 feet of that elementary school.
by lolamite February 03, 2010
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A mustache that is so terrible looking that it makes you look like the strange guy in the van with his binoculars that hangs around by the playground during the day.
Oh my god, did you see that freaking molestache? It is creepy.
by That guy witht he hair January 18, 2010
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