Mole Rat
1: Small, underground dwelling mammal. Has hardly any fur and. Pretty awesome really.
2: Another name for a penis because of the remarkable resemblance the mole rat holds to a shrivled, old, un-circumcised penis.
2: Another name for a penis because of the remarkable resemblance the mole rat holds to a shrivled, old, un-circumcised penis.
If your penis looks EXACTLY the same as a mole rat, you should probably have the teeth removed before attempting sexual contact with your partner.
Mole Rat by Martin the mole rat February 4, 2009
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