1. Man: Yeah dude, her purse is real cute!
Man 2: That was a real moist statement!
2. Man: The girls arent here yet? Oh, we dont need any chicks to have fun right guys?!
Man 2: That was too moist for me I g2g.
Man 2: That was a real moist statement!
2. Man: The girls arent here yet? Oh, we dont need any chicks to have fun right guys?!
Man 2: That was too moist for me I g2g.
by D Bizz1986 November 28, 2009
The way that lady gave me attitude got me so moist.
The way we performed at that concert made me extra moist.
The way we performed at that concert made me extra moist.
by Phartistics May 30, 2017
by omgoshtalkingmuffin August 29, 2015
adjective used to describe a version of predatory masculinity endemic to the San Francisco Bay Area, characterized by a creepy, seepy, and fundamentally dishonest sexuality. Origin is uncertain, but is believed to refer to the ball sweat of these men, which frequently contains high quantities of the metabolites of GHB and MDA.
by Synchronicity Sailor July 1, 2021
Another word for cool, legit, or awesome. Probably makes a few of the un moist people in the area hilariously uncomfortable.
Me: Nice that new window tint is MOIST! Friend: Thanks friend! Eavesdropper: Ewww gross I hate that word!
by OGsoulskata October 25, 2016
Used as an insult.
Like wet, but slightly less hydrated.
For example being "moist blud" is like being a 'wet man', but not quite AS damp.
Like wet, but slightly less hydrated.
For example being "moist blud" is like being a 'wet man', but not quite AS damp.
by alldabitchesanddahoes January 24, 2011
Moist has two very different definitions!
1) Moist is the opposite of crusty. Moist means something cool or someone cool. Use this version of the word moist to make people freak the fuck out.
2)Moist means slightly wet/very wet.
1) Moist is the opposite of crusty. Moist means something cool or someone cool. Use this version of the word moist to make people freak the fuck out.
2)Moist means slightly wet/very wet.
1)You are probably the moistest person I know.
2)You are probably the moistest person I know. Wipe it up with these, MOIST towelettes.
2)You are probably the moistest person I know. Wipe it up with these, MOIST towelettes.
by SourLemonParty November 17, 2015