moist towelette 

codeword for condoms. due to their simmilar shape in package.

guy1:"dude take this condom, you dont want your girlfriend pregnant"

guy2:"dude thanks for the moist towelette. *wink* *wink*"

moist towelette by MrT1ki July 10, 2007

Moist Towelette 

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

Moist Towelette by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

moist towelette 

a moist moist moist towelette

this is a moist towelette

moist towelette by bookbonerpoop June 4, 2021

Moist Towelette 

Synonym for idiot, moron

Your such a fucking moist towelette

Moist Towelette by pseudonymformyrealname October 17, 2017

Moist Towelette 

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

Moist Towelette by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

Moist Towelette 

A fan of the podcast Moist Definitely. Someone who truly enjoys conversations between three curlies.

"Have you listened to the new episode of Moist Definitely yet? No? What kinda Moist Towelette are you?"

Moist Towelette by donncharedbeard December 19, 2018

cunt moist towelette 

Something to say after the word cunt when you can't think of anything else to say after the word cunt

Ian: You fucking cunt boy
Ryan: Shut up cunt bucket
Ian: Die! cunt moist towelette!

cunt moist towelette by ELrod March 26, 2007