mofo'n

Shorthand for the word "motherfucking." Usually not used in the literal sense but to enhance a declarative statement.

You need to get a mofo'n job you lazy bum.

by Atheist_bitch September 4, 2013

no mofo

Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds as if he likes someone else's mother.

I'm here to deliver a package to your mother. No mofo.
She's your mom?! No mofo.
Do you wanna screw Mrs. Robinson? No mofo.
Your mom wants my Schwetty balls. No mofo.

by antheezie. August 24, 2008

Niall's mofo

A new name for Directioners.

When One Direction memeber, Niall Horan, tweeted about fans calling them "mofos." Many of the fans acted quickly, especially on tumblr. They decided that would call themselves Niall's mofos instead of Directioners.

Girl 1: OMG I'm a Directioner for life

Girl 2: Shut up, if you really were, you'd be calling yourself Niall's mofo.

by Niall's Mofo November 8, 2012

Dustbunny Named Mofo

1.(noun) A symbol, having it's traits described as such;
#1. A bunny that consists entirely out of dust, describing it as having no future. (could be blown away at any moment)
#2. A Mofo, which is a slang abbreviation for " motherfucker," symbolizing some unique "hardcore" traits.

" I think Lyle is going to grow up to be a Dustbunny Named Mofo"

by Jaff Fahm July 26, 2008

non-bossbitched-mofo-shit

When Someone other than your boss or other coworkers keeps piling shit on you all day .. or when everybody in the office asks you to do ther shit..

Hey Alicia.. can you send these out for me u non-bossbitched-mofo-shit?

by letni June 18, 2009

Don't nofo my mofo

A warning issued between butt monkeys that they are worshipping the same butt monkey King or Queen. Roughly translates to "get away from my Butt monkey King/Queen"

After Tim had be told to get away from Robin's butt monkey king he was so sad he tried to cheer himself up with a sac wax. Which resulted in a squeaky smooth scrotus, Tim was high as a kite.

by JONBOY June 11, 2003

Mofone

A Mother Fucking Phone

Man: look at my new Moto Droid

Cletus: Dat dears ah Mofone!

by Wonton27 January 19, 2010