MMO Turd is a definition used for an upset forum poster on a MMO forum site. Their characteristics consist of general hate towards modern video games, anger over updates that the majority of player base was asking for and many nonsensical conclusions. They are usually disappointed in what they have become but instead of turning that around, they turn against the game that brings them happiness as they do not believe themselves to be deserving of the good vibes. Therefore, while waiting on que for the next dungeon or battleground, they take it to the forums where they must ruin anything enjoyable for everyone around them, feeding on any attention given to them while digging their hole of self pity even deeper. Also, they have always stopped playing the game in question. Of course they have, why else would they be posting on the game forums.
I haven't seen him in years. His friends say the internet got him and he is now a MMO Turd.

Don't look at them, Ricky. I don't want you to be influenced by MMO Turds...
- It's too late, mother. You guys are paying for an incredibly bad product and for some reason okay with being treated like crap. i don't tolerate that and thus stopped paying.

Why don't you try and enjoy something for a change instead of being a MMO Turd.
by Animafreak April 13, 2021
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1) Someone feeling that they need currency or a certain item on an MMO so bad that they take desperate measures to get what it is they want
2) Someone taking deperate measures to get a girlfriend/boyfriend on an online game
I saw this girl on WoW chat spamming she'd send pictures of herself naked to all guys on that server. That's a sign of MMO Desperation.
by ExplosivePants December 24, 2010
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A hunch of the upper back that results from years of intense, prolonged Massively Multiplayer Online gaming sessions.
Man, Jamie just ended his 8 year relationship with World of Warcraft and all he's left with is his MMO Hunch.
by Gmullz October 13, 2013
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One who changes MMOs (Massive Multilayer Online) very frequently and can not stay with one for more then 2-3 weeks
"Did you hear about Murdok? He just bought World of Warcraft last week but this week he bought Lord of the Rings online. I think he said he was going to play Runescape next month. He is such an MMO whore for switching so much."
by Litch August 11, 2007
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(noun) The place people go when they spend every waking moment playing an MMORPG.
Dave has been in an MMO Hole ever since the latest expansion released.

Jane threw herself into an MMO Hole after the break up. I guess she couldn't stand being herself anymore.
by Dr. Cheatsonwife October 1, 2020
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A person who plays many mmos and never reaches the final level on any of the games they play. They always switch to another mmo before getting far in the last one they were playing.
MMO Dropout .....
by deathspard4 July 27, 2011
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(verb, adj.) When an unpopular website crashes after a massive influx of people responding to a post on MMO-Champion.com.
"That website got MMO-Champ'd!"
by ThereWeGo May 23, 2010
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