My Life is Bro

Used to describe events that are especially brotastic.
Today I chilled out by the pool with my bro, drank some beer with my bro, and got high with my bro. We're just two bromosexuals in a bromance. MLIB

The hardest decision I had to make today was deciding which set of sperrys goes best with which one of my many lax pennies. MLIB

Today I had a Dave Matthews jam sesh, watched some lax, fucked my girlfriend, and downed like 16 natty ices. I did one of them more than once. Let’s just say it didn’t involve sports, beer, or music. MLIB.
by FIJI Beezy June 2, 2010
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My Life Is Bro
Mason: Whats the sickest website ever?
Nik: MLIB
Luke: Thats what i was about to say
(all fist bump)
by a person who pops ginos December 22, 2010
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"My.Life.Is.Batman"

Any Action, or thoughts that pertain to the mannerisms of Batman.
Example: "I beat up a guy dressed as a clown today. My life is Batman."

"My parents both just got murdered in front of me. MLIB"

"I just dropped a gangster into a vat of chemicals. MLIB"

"Seduced a woman who was formerly a lesbian. MLIB."

"Today I dreamed up an expensive plan to kill Superman. MLIB."
by Jyu.Ichi December 12, 2009
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My Life Is Boring. Said after a sarcastic comment about what you are doing.
I HAVE LECTURES ALL DAY! ...MLIB
by cheezecake135 October 22, 2010
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The meaning MLIB means (M)erch (L)ink (I)n (B)io.
When Jake Paul ends his vlogs: MLIB
by Short words March 21, 2018
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