MJ

1. a BJ or HJ that does not get finished, named after the initials of M. Judges. See also to pull a judges.

"-Did she give you a BJ?"
"-No man, I only got a MJ. It was hella bunk."

by the finisher May 31, 2008

MJ

A douchecake,
a person possessing or presenting the qualities of a douchecake

Wow, Shut the fuck up MJ!

by AngryBeaver March 22, 2009

MJ

One that is good at glitching and/or styling in TH series.

OMFG there's an MJ here#!!$#$#$!#$%

by MJ October 23, 2004

MJ

Mouth job. a hand job is an hj, so why the shit is it a bj.
Mouth on penis.

man, this chick was givin me an MJ last night, and i shot in her face

by BigOleSack1986 March 21, 2008

MJ

Michael Johnston, looks like a penis with a dirty stash. Someday he will shave it. His girlfriend has fat rolls, i fucked them. e loves em fat, and plays with his bat. He also scissors dayly:)

hey MJ, what a fag.

by flashito May 21, 2008

MJ

One of the greatest posters in forum history.

MJ stands for Mental Jacker.

MJ Is so cool.

Mental Jacker kicks ass.

by Ric March 7, 2004

MJ Mood

Stands for Michael Jackson Mood. A great feeling that comes over you after listening to and watching old Michael Jackson videos.

Dude, after watching that two hour block of old MJ videos on VH1 I'm feeling pretty awesome.

Yeah, you're in a MJ Mood, huh?

Hell, yeah I am! I'm about to go moonwalk to the kitchen!

by bamaboy2251 June 29, 2009