Meaning "Malicious Misery" not Malice Misery. Been around since 1992 but didn't release anything 'til 1994. Definately one of the best and unique bands out there. Usually mistaken for woman, especially Mana. They're hawt anyways! :D Their music is unique. LONG LIVE MALICE MIZER. :)
by DatH0e March 12, 2005
a character from the hit online web series "Write That Shit Down", portrayed by Robert McCormack. The Laptop Mizer dresses in wildly inappropriate clothing, steals people's laptops, downloads the most horrible pornography imaginable onto it, and then masturbates all over it.
by Robert "This Fucking Sucks" M. January 18, 2009
An individual presented by another dickhead who competes to obtain the highest standard of sarcasm and dicklitude.
Marc being the Dick Mizer that he is, called Mechelle back right after she hung up on him and as soon as she answered her phone he called her a dicklopediac and immediately hung up on her.
by Mechelle Baker December 4, 2008
by asshatFUCKER May 10, 2005
A parking lot usually located near McDonald’s, where a bunch of yeetaw fuckboys with lifted Silverado’s hang out and listen to Lil boosie and shot gun beer
by OosieBadazz July 31, 2019