Dicklitude 

A person who has the grandiose ability of being a dick to everyone around them.

When I wake up everyday it is my denstiny to make the life of others in my presence far more miserable than my own by utilizing my proficient dicklitude abilities.

Dicklitude by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008

Dicktude

Someone with the attitude of a dick.

Someone who cops a sudden bad attitude when asked to do something.

Ray has such a dicktude today.

Instead of talking to a friendly customer service rep, I spoke to a guy with a real dicktude.

Jared is obviously not a morning person, he woke up with a real dicktude.

Dicktude by Tulip Juicyfruit December 22, 2009

dickitude 

bein a dick ......by choice

mr.petkash had a dickitude moment today

dickitude by Petkash February 28, 2009

duckitude 

duckitude: to live life with resilience and optimism, to live in the present, to display duckiness, to feel ducky. Feeling ducky means feeling good, fine, or wonderful. The most significant historical and traditional aspect of "duckitude" is optimsim and resilience as noted in the almost ancient phrase -- "Like water off a duck's back." "The hard times were like water off a duck's back for him/her."

Resilience is not *just* about optimism — irony and an ironic perspective about the absurdness of many aspects of life can help keep a ducky floating upright. You can say the words “just ducky” in a tone that conveys, “things are really fine” or you can say it with a tone that translates “not even close to ducky.”

For those who are much more analytical, please note that the attitude of a ducky *is* different than the attitude of a duck, but similar. So, if that most popular duck-related quote is “he/she handled it just like water off a duck’s back” is true of ducks then it is three times more true of a rubber ducky.

Eckhart Tolle, the author of “A New Earth” and “The Power of Now,” offers us another view of “duckitude.” In both books, Tolle observes that when two ducks get into a tussle, they end it by flapping their wings and swimming off. As far as he can tell, they don’t stay mad – they don’t carry a grudge. They flap their wings and get on with life. The “duck lesson,” according to Tolle is “Flap your wings, which translates as ‘let go of the story.’” The human mind, in other words, often gets attached to THE STORY and relives it over and over again, thus, living mostly in the past and not in the present.

If you have duckitude, then you can be said to be duckified — kind of like dignified, but duckier. Use of the word might include “let’s go out and duckify the world” or “I am living the duckified life."

duckitude by rebelmage September 9, 2010

Dickatude 

When someone who is constantly a dick has an extra attitude

Today Dan quit smoking, I didn't speak to him because i couldn't take the dickatude. dick attitude

Dickatude by Kc315 April 16, 2016

duckitude 

Duckitude/duk-e-tood/n.\adj

1. A duck with attitude
2. The attitude of a duck
3. The extreme measures of the inner duck
4. Elite skills which ducks use to find their precise way around difficult situations
5. The ability of a ducks inner conscience

duckitude by kl_ducks January 28, 2005

Dicktitude 

Referring to the male of the human species when he's being a jerk or a tool and he's giving attitude as if he's experiencing male PMS.
Or: When a male thinks he's "all that"

I was trying to be reasonable with him but he had such Dicktitude that he was impossible to deal with!

He approached me with such Dicktitude that it was easy for me to turn him down.

Dicktitude by CydInSLC January 18, 2011