mitten sucker

Incredibly stupid child. One who sucks the "juice" from a snowy woolen mitten with no regard to whether it contains any of various contaminants.

"You know Billy, right? The mitten sucker in the 4th Grade. I'd vote him most likely to try to stop a truck with his face."

by Robert LaTuque November 18, 2016

indonesian mittenfucker

The Indonesian mittenfucker is a way to describe an Indonesian man who has more than 8 cats

Hey dude he looks like an Indonesian mittenfucker

by Thundercunter October 15, 2023