First sex misunderstanding 

When male virgin thinks he’s gonna get laid, but he gets his ass ripped.

Hej Vojta, how was your first sex with Zuzka?
Well it was first sex misunderstanding. It was more like fist sex and I can’t even sit down properly because my ass is inside out.

First sex misunderstanding by Rick McFire February 17, 2020

Misunderstanding 

If you don't know where you stand with somebody, I'd say your moral compass isn't the only one that needs repairs.

Alan- I don't know where I stand with you boss.
Dave- The same place you were standing a minute ago Alan, you're standing directly in front of me, so until you choose a new set of coordinates that is where you stand with me. What is the misunderstanding here?

Misunderstanding by Solid Mantis April 24, 2017

Romantic Misunderstanding

1. A clever phrase used by guys to sound sincere when propositioning a girl for sex.

2. The politically correct way to say, “We fucked.”

3. The desired outcome of spitting game or puking game.

1. "Excuse me, Ladies. May I interest any of you in a romantic misunderstanding?"

2. Mark: "So, did you guys hook up?"
Rory: "We may have had a romantic misunderstanding..."

Romantic Misunderstanding by Thickburger421 May 31, 2007

basic misunderstanding 

Lacking an understanding of a fundamental concept.

Merkel told her cabinet members that the US President had a "very basic misunderstanding" on trade.

basic misunderstanding by mlhiss April 25, 2017

Mutual Misunderstanding 

An event that can occur when two or more people have a conversation about something mutually understood to both individuals, yet neither needs to (or can) explain it in words. Prevalent in the 420 community.

Steve: Hey Mike, pass me that thing over there.
Mike: Yeah man *passes said "thing"*.
Ryan: Definitely a mutual misunderstanding right there.
*Steve passes to Ryan*
Steve: Yeah whatever, hit that bowl

Mutual Misunderstanding by Reefers215420 June 19, 2011

misunderstanding 

When two people try pursuing a relationship and run into a road bump where one knows what's going on and the other is confused and could jump to conclusions. A lot of relationships end like this sadly.

Joe: Why were you with Christian?

Vivienne: Are you jealous?

Joe: you're damn right I am, I loved you, you could of at least told me you weren't interested when we dated.

Vivienne: *no comment*

Joe: It's over, good riddance, now you can be with Christian.

Vivienne didn't know how to settle this misunderstanding resulting in heartbreak.

misunderstanding by ImSoNEW August 28, 2016

LITL misunderstanding

LITL (Lost In Text Lation) misunderstanding, used to describe the confusion caused by the misreading or misinterpretation of a text. Pronounced like little misunderstanding.

Jane: "I thought you weren't speaking to Beth anymore because of that nasty text she sent you!"

Sara: "No, she called and we talked, it was only a LITL misunderstanding."

LITL misunderstanding by Apocolypto122112 March 27, 2011