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Misty's Magical Vagina 

1. A bag of holding
2. In the cartoon Pokemon, the characters travel extensively yet always seem to have many items at their disposal. Where do they store these items? In Misty's magical vagina!
Misty's Magical Vagina has an infinite amount of space and is rumored to have spawned the universe.
Bob: What? I'm watching Pokemon, and they have a table and barbeque in the middle of the forest? Where did they get that?
Joe: Well, they pulled it out of Misty's Magical Vagina, of course!

Moisty's Mallet 

Word Association Game, Which each player must say a related word to one that was previously just said. The person who pauses or cant think of a word gets a bash around the head, often with a heavey object eg. a book.
The Game, Moisty's Mallet

EG.

Jack:'Football'
John:'Sport'
Jack:'Basket Ball'
John:'Net'
Jack:'Internet'
John:'Porn'
Moisty's Mallet by Cammers November 3, 2008

Misty Shower 

When a person is giving you a blow job while you are vaping, and right before you cum you blow a cloud of vapor in his or her face, then proceed to cum on his or her face through the vapor.
“Hey Susie, do you mind if a vape while you give me head?”
You better not. I won’t keep doing this if you keep giving me misty showers.”
Misty Shower by russianpeeparty March 30, 2018

misty sunrise 

(Verb) When you pee on someone while they are asleep to wake them up.
I banged this chic last night and when I woke up, she was still there, so I gave her a Misty Sunrise.
misty sunrise by EvryWmnzFntsy November 21, 2020

Misty Sunrise 

(Verb)
When you wake someone up by peeing on them.
I banged this chic last night and when I woke up she was still there, so I gave her a Misty Sunrise.
Misty Sunrise by EvryWmnzFntsy November 21, 2020

misty sombrero

When you get in a tickle fight with your buddy and he laughs so hard it makes him pee a little, but you have a hat on to prevent splashback.
Oh man, that was some misty sombrero!
misty sombrero by boomdang February 10, 2023