mini me

Dr. Evil's clone who is 1/8 his size. Doesn't say much except for "eeeeeeeeeee" (although one time in a rap song of 'just the two of us' he did say 'YOU AND I' in a very low voice). Has such a big ass dick that Nigel Powers says he can use it as a kickstand. Favorite pastimes include eating chocolate and humping the frickin' laser.

Mini Me (writing): Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yeah. I'm sure.
Mini Me (writing): Would you like to?

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

mini me

little short dude who says "eee"

when mini me runs into the wall..."eeeeeeeeeeeeeee BAM!"

by julia October 28, 2003

mini me

A little you

Awww your daughter is your mini me

by ellieeee.v June 19, 2018

mini me

A name for...

1) a mini replica of yourself.

2) a penis.

1) My mini me is coming right this way.

2) Does my mini me have to be like this? Bad doggie.

by xironanime July 26, 2016

mini me

n. the male sex organ

Like what you see? Meet mini me!

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

mini me

The attribution of one's own attitudes, feelings, or desires to someone or something as a naive or unconscious defense against anxiety or guilt.

When a cheating spouse accused the non-cheating spouse of cheating.

by Kristie Mansfield December 06, 2003

Mini Me

The clone of Austin Power's nemesis, Dr. Evil; apparently unable to speak, other than the ability to verbalize the vowel "e" every now and again; reportedly one eighth Dr. Evil's size; bites fiercely and especially hates Scott Evil

Mini-me quit humping the frickin' laser

by Moviefan671 February 06, 2004