ming mang

a silly person; a loser; a moron; a jackass.

"What a ming mang!"
"Ya know, you are a real ming mang"
"Lets go see what that ming mang is doing"
"You just puked all over my bed you ming mang!"

As far as I know this was a term that first started being used in the 1992/1993 time frame.

Originally 'Ming mang' was something we called handicapped people that suffered from afflictions like Down Syndrome. However, As time went on the term Ming Mang was being used in a circle of friends and generally was said when someone did something or said something really stupid and/or moronic.

by Blackeyebry June 22, 2009

Ming Mang

Slang word for your penis when it is typically smaller than average. A Ming Mang isn’t a compliment, nor is it a slur. It is a word used to insult another mans penis

Jeff, have you seen Randall’s penis? He’s got a Ming Mang!

by Sylvester Hilda August 25, 2021

Ming Mang Mao

When a video is leaked showing the toughest alpha male in the neighborhood, performing oral sex and getting his face repeatedly slapped by a transgender woman’s penis.

Did you see the video of him? He just let that trans woman ming mang mao him!

by stolenhorcrux March 16, 2022

reft ming chow mang

A left winger in football with a big Wang being described by a Chinese person

Asian football fan: "rook da reft Ming chow mang has da baruw"

by HeldStorm June 25, 2017

mingmang

A speech impediment, speech defect, stuttering or stammering of a person.

Hey! Do you know mingmang? She always mingmang.

by Jezra March 9, 2017

MingMang

Ming: A Ming is a number 2 that is extra bad in smell or intensity
Mang: A Mang is a puke that is extra bad in smell or intensity

A MingMang is when both occur at the same time

I was taking a huge minger and it made me mang, it was a wicked MingMang!

Brett has been minging and manging all day, he is such a mingmang king!

by Justin J. Geer June 3, 2008