one eyed milkman

A man's weehole at the end of his penis, out of which also 'the milkman' delivers 'the cream', but only if he feels like it.

Percy showed Doris his one eyed milkman. She liked it because she had ordered double cream. She loves to swallow.

by Ernie (and he drives the fastest milkfloat in the June 18, 2003

One eyed milkman

A penis. The one eye being the hole and the milk being cum. Masturbating can be said as "Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman"

Stop shaking hands with your one eyed milkman and get a real chick.

by 3lit3 September 7, 2008

The glint in the milkman’s eye

A UK phrase for a child who has not been conceived yet

‘From popular British tv show Blackader from the 90s’

Blackadder: Pitt the toddler?,

Pitt the embryo?,

Pitt the glint in the milkman’s eye?

by Cavman January 8, 2020

50's Milkman

Occurs when a fella has feelings for a lady. To show his affection, he fills up a milk bottle with his own semen and smashes it across her face.

Did you hear George proposed to Sandy by giving her a 50's milkman? They say she looked especially radiant with all the blood, tears, and semen on her face.

by Foetusincome November 9, 2011

milkman sex move

Fucking a bitch from behind cum in your hand and smack it on the booty.

I gave that dirty hoe the milkman sex move last night.

by gamerschucks November 10, 2019

One eyed milkman

Slang for:
cock, penis, knob, donald trump, dick, meat, snake, sausage, etc.

Rick: Did you see Paul last night?

Dave: Nah mate, I heard he was wasted though!

Rick: Mate! Wasted is an understatement! He got up on the table and got his one eyed milkman out in front of the whole pub.

by I catch dinosaurs May 25, 2011

yank the 1 armed milkman

wanking, tugin the dangler

so I hear that you like to yank the 1 armed milkman

by Fred the breadrin March 11, 2003