mike and ike

The best candy ever made.

Bill started choking on one of his Mike and Ikes, so I stole the box of them out of his hand and ran off.

mike and ike by Rastablowtorch September 21, 2005

mike and ike

This is a very rare occurrence. It happens when you and your partner (male x female) have sex while eating mike and ikes. You guys are trying to have kids, so you don't use a condom. Later, you guys go to the doctor, and they tell you you're going to have two twin boys. Naturally, you name one Mike and one Ike because the fucking urban dictionary definitions are good. See idiot. Why any fucktard would have two twin boys named Mike and Ike confuses me out of my fucking skull, but it's an option i guess.

this pains me deeply, but i'll try and give an example.
Dr. Smith: Good news! You will be having two lovely twin boys.
Jenny: What should we name them?
Greg: Hmm... How about Mike and Ike?
Jenny: Those are such nice names!
Greg: *realizes he's retarded because he just pulled a mike and ike*
Greg: Thanks!
okay, now i can just sit here, slowly rot away, and pay dearly for what i've done to this world.

mike and ike by 508gang June 30, 2017

mike and ike

a set of names that a male can use while reffering to his tesicles instead of using the actual term. also known as mary-kate and ashley, ying and yang, or tweetledum and tweetledee

1. dude, he just balltapped me right in my mike and ike!
2. hey sexy, wanna go to my bedroom so i can introduce you to mike and ike.
3. i fell in between my legs on a pole, i think mike is okay but ike is still trying to breath

mike and ike by nickerbocker January 16, 2006

Mike and Ike

to cum all over the place

I just mike and iked all over.

Mike and Ike by HeheImAwesome March 6, 2011

Mango mike and ike 

1.A particular flavor of mike & ike, that unfortunately tastes like a womans private area.

2. Another word for vagina

Dude, I'm finna get some mango mike and ike tonight

Mango mike and ike by Folioconsortioum July 4, 2009

Mike-and-Ikey

(Adj.) The gastronomic compensation of continuous stimulation of the "old factory". In terms of "Mike-and-Ikey" It is the successive contrast (or fatigue) of sweet, salt, sour, bitter, and umami, with the physical adaptation of chewing the gummie candy.

"I turn around and see that Edward is eating a bag of Mike-and-Ikes."

"How are thoes Mike and Ikes treating ya'?"

"Their Mike-and-Ikey"

Mike-and-Ikey by TheJerseyGiggleBunny September 8, 2009

Mike and Ikes 

The best damn candy in the world.They come in many dfferent colors.

George-"WOW THEM MIKE AND IKES WERE AWESOME"

Fred-"Dude I am gonna be sick I think I ate one to many boxes"

George-*PUKES ALL OVER THE FLORR*

Fred-**PUKES all over George**

Mike and Ikes by ClanaLuver December 17, 2008