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Microgrid 

A group of people who want to play power utility, but lack the general understanding of the powers they are meddling with, and the consequences of failing to balance the Ying and Yang forces of supply and demand. But it sounds cool... so what’s the worst that can happen.
We need a microgrid. It will save us money and is super cool.” said the hippie with the man bun.
Microgrid by Evil_Bob-666 January 25, 2021
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microtrigger 

A minuscule, often unintended offense that elicits an uncomfortable or undesirable response or reaction at an objectively disproportionate level; a play on the concept of "triggers" and so-called "microaggressions"
Amy, I need you to know that complimenting the color of my shirt is a microtrigger about my weight fluctuation.
microtrigger by poopooOU812 September 5, 2016

Microgifts 

The first ever iPhone Application designed for charitable giving. Developed by three teenagers, Microgifts is able to allow users to give to charities directly through their iPhones. Giving just got easier.
Colton: "Hey I want to change the world but I'm not quite sure I can make a difference..."
Mark: "Together, we're something."
Jared: "That's right, with Microgifts you can make a difference!"
Microgifts by Microgifts November 12, 2009

microprick 

haha look at the microprick, hes got an apple laptop cus windows search couldnt find a needle in a needle cushion
microprick by microsoftmustdie June 29, 2011

microgivashit 

1000 nanogivashits, 1,000,000 picogivashits.
What Geraldo Rivera is thinking doesn't even register on my microgivashit meter.

microfridge 

The shitty miniature fridge/microwave that dorm rooms rent out to students because they're too afraid someone will set the building on fire.
Hey man! Want to put some popcorn in the microfridge for me? It will only take 30 minutes till it's done!
microfridge by Jordan Castle March 31, 2008

microgivashit 

Infinatessimally small unit of measurement.
"you can express the extent of my concern in microgivashits."
microgivashit by j e walker April 27, 2003